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Green Cash and Scam

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Dan Tynan at the Witlist blog has boiled the Abramoff-DeLay scandal down to a level that even a pre-schooler could understand. He calls his piece "Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)." It starts:

That Abramoff! That Abramoff! I do not like that Abramoff!

"Would you like to play some golf?"

I do not want to play some golf. I do not want to, Abramoff.

"We could fly you there for free. Off to Scotland, by the sea."

I do not want to fly for free. I don't like Scotland by the sea. I do not want to play some golf. I do not want to, Abramoff.

"Would you, could you, take this bribe? Could you, would you, for the tribe?"

I would not, could not, take this bribe. I could not, would not, for the tribe.

Read the whole thing.