Dan Tynan at the Witlist blog has boiled the Abramoff-DeLay scandal down to a level that even a pre-schooler could understand. He calls his piece "Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)." It starts:
That Abramoff! That Abramoff! I do not like that Abramoff!
"Would you like to play some golf?"
I do not want to play some golf. I do not want to, Abramoff.
"We could fly you there for free. Off to Scotland, by the sea."
I do not want to fly for free. I don't like Scotland by the sea. I do not want to play some golf. I do not want to, Abramoff.
"Would you, could you, take this bribe? Could you, would you, for the tribe?"
I would not, could not, take this bribe. I could not, would not, for the tribe.
Read the whole thing.