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Michael B. Laskoff

Michael B. Laskoff

Posted: August 17, 2009 03:25 PM

Dick Armey - Master Scaremonger


The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines scaremonger as, "one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly." It's an excellent definition, but for anyone struggling to understand it at the gut level, I'd suggest trying to visualize the face of Former Representative Dick Armey. Many people already knew this, but I didn't realize just how true this is until I saw the fearless leader of Freedom Works on Meet The Press yesterday.

I cannot recommend watching his shockingly inflammatory "performance," but I also would be remiss not to recount ten great scaremongering tricks that he displayed. Truly, I don't think that I've seems such virtuosity since Dick Cheney was responsible for defending our civil liberties.

1. Distract - Blame the bad behavior on the left. Apparently, moveon.org ran a 2003 ad, which compares the Iraq invasion to Nazi war crimes. That's in bad taste, and totally irrelevant.

2. Diminish - Downplay the bad behavior. "There are always colorful people that show up with town hall meetings, a lot of people with a lot of colorful statements." We're not talking about your weird uncle coming to the holiday party in high-water pants. We're talking about people screaming and chanting anything and everything from rude questions to the Pledge of Allegiance to prevent any substantive dialog from occurring.

3. Deny - According to Armey, Freedom Works, "...encourage them [colorful people] to go and make their points clearly, assertively and with good manner." This does not exactly jibe with a Washington Post article that quotes him on the Freedom Works website as saying, "If you are going to go ugly, go ugly early."

4. Reveal - He characterizes a single-payer option as, "...the largest hostile government takeover in the history of the country..." What's worse is that, "...somebody in a bureaucracy with a degree in sociology..." could be in the position to deny you healthcare. Today, of course, an insurance industry bureaucrat who has no degree is already doing the same thing.

5. Involve God - Armey was sure to relate the fact that he and his Minister have discussed Medicare, and the right to withdraw from it. This way, we know that he goes to church and that his religious leader shares his fear of liberals.

6. Wear the Flag - Armey proudly declaims, "...freedom, the right to buy your own insurance..." Really?

7. Praise Capitalism - There are, after all, 1,300 insurance companies; if only government would get out of their way, they would make everything all better. To hear such talk, you would never think that the status quo is a problem. And didn't we just learn out that too little government involvement can be just as bad too much?

8. Act Grassroots - Armey extols the "...enormously impressive grassroot[s] uprising across the country..." while failing to mention that, "...major financial [Freedom Works] backers have included MetLife, Philip Morris and foundations controlled by the archconservative Scaife family, according to tax filings and other records." That last bit is courtesy of the aforementioned Washington Post article.

9. Demonize - Check out the Freedom Works web site, where you will be greeted by the least flattering photo of Nancy Pelosi ever taken, the word "unconstitutional" and the reminder that "Health Care Is Not A Right." (That whole life, liberty and pursuit of happiness thing apparently does not apply to health.)

10. Yell - When all else fails, use volume to drown out your opponents.

What's sad is not that Dick Armey would resort to all of this; he's just a politician, turned lobbyist, who misses the limelight. Sad is that these scaremongering tactics are so effective. They make it easy to forget that we rank #37 in world health, a statistic that tends to whitewash the avoidable human suffering it symbolizes.

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The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines scaremonger as, "one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly." It's an excellent definition, but for anyone struggling to understand it at the g...
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines scaremonger as, "one inclined to raise or excite alarms especially needlessly." It's an excellent definition, but for anyone struggling to understand it at the g...
 
 
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GinaPera
04:29 PM on 08/17/2009
Beautifully dissected and exposed, Michael.
03:37 PM on 08/17/2009
Exactly. These right wing "CHRISTIANS" don't seem to give a S*** about other people suffering needlessly. They don't get that the 40 million uninsured aren't just poor black people looking for handouts, I GUARENTEE THAT'S WHERE SO MUCH ANIMOSITY IS COMING FROM.
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blaqntelligence
Please secede, republicans
04:28 PM on 08/17/2009
Sad but true.
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Michael B. Laskoff
04:45 PM on 08/17/2009
I don't understand faith except to say that it's am important to demonstrate your god credentials if you're in politics. I do, however, disagree, about the source of animosity: I think that what we're witnessing is fear of a passing age, in which many people feel a tremendous sense of dislocation and fear. That said, some groups seem better at capitalizing on that vertigo than others. Dick Armey is clearly the leader of one such movement.
08:15 AM on 08/18/2009
Hi Michael~while you may think it's a fear of a passing of an age, that is only a part of this. The age they are mourning is the old ante-bellum, then Jim Crow era, when legislation against "others" was law. Trust me on this. The need to feel the *law* was on their side, is founded on the notion that they feel an instense insecurity about lack of knowledge/education.

Rural people used to have a distinct disadvantage when it came to access to information but in the information age, and with colleges being ubiquitous even in places like Appalachia and the Ozarks, (I am not singling them out), there is no excuse for ignorance.

My grandmother, was a gem. She had 12 kids, was widowed young, worked full time for 28 yrs, volunteered at church and the ARC (Assoc for Retarded Citizens), and had a handicapped last child. She lived for 89 yrs, but she could have eaten some of these people for lunch.

Among her rules: if you wouldnt' say it to someone's face, don't say it. If you wouldn't do it in Macy's window don't do it.

And my favorite; There is no shame in being ignorant, only in being proud of it and choosing to stay that way.

They beleive the needy to be black and/or lazy. The are ignorant of who else lives in America and like themselves that way.