I have been made privy to a summary report of an extraordinary encounter between the Heavenly Father and a select group of world leaders. HE had invited each of them to pose One question to which he pledged a Divine answer.
Abu Bakr al- BAGHDADI: When shall our vision of a reborn Islamist Caliphate be realized?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone! Al-BAGHDADI covers his face and weeps silently.
Recep Tayyip ERDOGAN: When shall the full glory of the Ottoman Empire be restored?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone! ERDOGAN covers his face and weeps silently.
Mohammed al-SALMAN: When shall the authority of the House of Saud be recognized by all of the Faithful?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone! Al-SALMAN covers his face and weeps silently.
Bibi NETANYAHU: When will YOU finally get around to honoring your sacred promise to the Hebrews as your Chosen People that they shall have dominion over all the lands from the Mediterranean to the Euphrates?
Answer: Long after you're gone! NETANYAHU turns on his heel muttering, "Same old story."
Barack OBAMA: When shall I be recognized as a Prophet on my own Planet?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone! OBAMA covers his face and weeps silently on Valerie Jarrett's shoulder.
Hillary CLINTON: When shall America be accepted as the virtuous custodian of the UMMAH?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone ! CLINTON covers her face and weeps silently on Bill's shoulder.
Ted CRUZ: When shall a Christian Caliphate be established in America?
HF Answer: Long after you're gone! Cruz covers his face and weeps silently on Ben Carson's shoulder.
Robert KAGAN/John BRENNAN/David PETRAEUS: When shall the Global War On Terror end?
HF Answer: Long after I'm gone!
KAGAN/BRENNAM/PETRAEUS leap in the air, exchange High Fives, and shout in unison: Al-ḥamdu lillāh!!