What Was Wall Street Drinking?

As always, when Bush says something succinct and kind of funny, the Republicans try to hide it.

That's right. Bush said that Wall Street got drunk, and now it's hung over. And it's waking up next to China. And in the morning light? Uh-uh, it don't look so good. But now China wants to get brunch and everything's all weird because Wall Street just wants to go home and catch The Dark Knight finally.

But just what was Wall Street drinking to make it go all crazy and deface the "My Goodness My Guinness!" poster in the Men's room?