Michael Jones lost it at the movies watching 'The Third Man.' Later, he produced a movie review show with Roger Ebert for a Chicago radio station.

He has been writing columns on public policy, movie reviews, and rants on the state of the world for years. He was honored by the Sea Park Surf Association for his nose riding skills, ran with the bulls in Pamplona three separate times, and won the Badminton Invitational Golf Tournament once.

His opening gambit in any interpersonal communication is to ask what one's top ten movies are. From 1992 until late 2003 he verbally communicated only using dialogue from 'One Eyed Jacks.' Since then he has worked much of 'Going South' into his conversations.

Blog Entries by Michael Jones

Ishtar Lives! Men Who Stare at Goats

6 Comments | Posted November 9, 2009 | 01:58 PM (EST)


N.B.: Ishtar, starring two of the hottest stars of the seventies: Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman, was one of the 'biggest' movies released in 1987. Its can't miss premise involving two American lounge singers wandering in the Moroccan desert was directed by Elaine May of Mike Nichols and Elaine May...

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All the News That's Fit to Print

1 Comments | Posted October 26, 2009 | 05:47 PM (EST)


On one of the always fascinating, sometimes funny, oft times racist, rarely boring, Chicago 'cop blogs' I found an appalling story: "One in Seven Girls at Robeson High are Pregnant."

It was linked to a report done by WBBM-TV.

The actual video was more startling than written words, as...

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Back and Forth on the Nobel Peace Prize

1 Comments | Posted October 11, 2009 | 07:49 PM (EST)


Two of my favorite people exchanged emails today on the President winning the Nobel Peace Prize. I thought it representative of what is going on all over the world as the subject is discussed. They both voted for President Obama and contributed to his campaign. One remains a fervent supporter,...

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Zombieland: "The first time you let a girl into your life, she tries to eat you"

4 Comments | Posted October 5, 2009 | 05:22 PM (EST)


You have to love zombie flicks. They are almost all good, if not great. As a genre, compare zombies to almost any other genre of recent movie history: Iraq War, graphic comics, remakes of old television shows ... and zombies rule. Well, okay, maybe I was the only one of...

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Inglourious Indeed

36 Comments | Posted August 31, 2009 | 12:26 PM (EST)


I have loved Quentin Tarantino's movies. He is an evocative translator of historic movie traditions into modern sensibilities. He has written terrific dialogue that no one, before or since, has ever written. His movies play off what has gone before: hard film noirs, gangster movies, heist movies, in his hands...

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In the Loop a Must-See Movie

3 Comments | Posted July 31, 2009 | 08:49 PM (EST)


It was after my "I have to remember that line to tell people" software crashed from too many great lines to remember and my grin-o-meter clicked over to four hundred in a half hour that I realized that I was watching a seriously good movie. A seriously good, topical, deadly...

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Moon Shadows

3 Comments | Posted July 20, 2009 | 10:32 AM (EST)


I once read about a blood red moon rising out of the Aegean Sea in a novel about hippie adventurers discovering life. I lay in the grass in Japan and watched my first eclipse of the moon on a night when there were so many stars the sky glowed as...

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'Public Enemies' Reviewed

7 Comments | Posted July 7, 2009 | 09:03 PM (EST)


It takes a while, but this movie finally gets under your skin, and you lose yourself in Michael Mann. As I sat there and ticked off things to criticize -- comparisons to 'Bonnie and Clyde,' little attention paid to the Depression, why a Welshman plays Melvin Purvis -- what happened...

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If Love Could Have Saved Him He Would Not Have Died

1 Comments | Posted June 10, 2009 | 11:50 AM (EST)


In Paul Fussell's classic meditation on World War One, The Great War and Modern Memory, he tells of how the British Government convened the great writers of that age to come up with words to give solace to the relatives of the hundreds of thousands killed amid the carnage of...

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Gormless

3 Comments | Posted May 14, 2009 | 07:09 PM (EST)


As we watch the slow, sad decline to irrelevance of newspapers someone would actually want to read, we find "The Guantanamo Labyrinth" in Sunday's thinner-than-a-menu-at-IHOP Chicago Tribune Magazine. The reporter, Tom Hundley, lately returned from decades of "reporting around the world," delivers more fuel to the view that newspapers...

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State of Play

Posted April 23, 2009 | 07:07 PM (EST)


What fun. What a mess. What a fine mess. A movie with plot holes large enough to fly the new Airbus 380 through. Russell Crowe, as a Woodward-Bernstein-Royko-Breslin American reporter for a DC daily. I say 'American', he being Australian, with the entire theater under influence of the RC based...

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Got Milk?

Posted March 4, 2009 | 12:46 PM (EST)


I didn't. I saw 'Milk' Tuesday, after the Academy rewarded the idea of the film a number of Oscars. They like to do that: make statements to the world of what they think is important through nominations and awards rather than the movies or actors that are the best in...

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A Modest Proposal

Posted February 5, 2009 | 05:11 PM (EST)


I read recently of a shooting at a movie theater near Philadelphia. One man, a veteran, enraged by the incessant talking of another during the movie, enraged that the talking went on despite several shhhhssss-es, took matters into his own hand, with a hand gun. Yet, he was charged with...

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Hanging Tough

Posted January 23, 2009 | 08:23 PM (EST)


Blago Bobby Rushed them today. Heck, he could care less about being impeached. Losing the governorship is chump change against the possibility of spending years in the gray bar hotel. His strategy is to use the impeachment process to influence the potential jury pool. Thus, the hanging (read: lynching) metaphor.

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Rioja

Posted January 22, 2009 | 10:11 PM (EST)


It was as if the wine suddenly went off. It was a Rioja. Strong red wine, she had always liked it. She liked how it smelled. How it tasted. She had first had it when she and Laura traveled in Spain one year while they were in grad school. No...

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Getting Away With It

Posted December 22, 2008 | 12:25 PM (EST)


I just watched Rod Blagojevich jog to the podium with his improbable hair caressing his eyebrows and do a full Bill Clinton. I read on a blog somewhere that a political associate of the governor's called him Bill Clinton with morals. As the governor jogged off into the sunset he...

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In Praise of Australia

Posted November 30, 2008 | 08:17 PM (EST)


Let those without a heart beating in their breasts give Australia less than four stars. Those who boo kids at Easter Egg hunts, yell at referees at junior hockey games, sneer at sunrises, cut in line in front of little old ladies, give out healthy snacks at Halloween, talk during...

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Senator You

Posted November 6, 2008 | 11:40 AM (EST)


Tens of thousands of people from all over packed Grant Park Tuesday to be part of history. Millions more watched on television. The improbable rise of an Illinois State Senator to United States Senator to the Presidency of the United States thrilled the world and filled all of us with...

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Body of Lies, But No Chills

Posted October 17, 2008 | 05:48 PM (EST)


How can you not go to a Ridley Scott movie? The Director of the all time movie trifecta: The Duelists, Blade Runner, and Alien. Consecutively. In five years.

Just writing the names of those movies sends the same kind of chill up my leg that Chris Matthews experienced hearing...

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The Oracle at Delphi

Posted September 29, 2008 | 01:30 PM (EST)


My friend's father was a combat surgeon in the Pacific. He would tell us stories that were hard to believe. That he was wounded when he used hand grenades to blow up fish off a reef near Guadalcanal. That he was abandoned by mistake on an island when he went...

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