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What to Do When Your Friend Writes a Book

Posted: 01/03/10 02:21 PM ET

Writing a book is hard, and often thankless. It takes years of effort. You have to fight throughout against pessimism - not just the doubts of other people, but your own as well. You probably won't make any money. And when your book actually reaches the marketplace, you can bet that some people will say mean things.

I know these things because I have written books, two of them, The Creative Lawyer and a co-authored novel called, The Student Body. I have been extremely fortunate in that both of them have been published. That result was a combination of skill, luck and effort.

While publishing two books makes me kind of glamorous, at least in my own mind, I can tell you that book writers are very sensitive people. We want the world to welcome our creations. We want our friends to value how hard we've worked. We know that fame is unlikely and if it comes, will be fleeting. We write books because we want to say something. Maybe we have a special idea, or maybe we just want to leave some mark.

Do you think your birthdays are important? Well, to a writer, writing a book is like ten birthdays, maybe twenty.

Have you lost weight recently? What would you like your friends and family to say? Maybe something on the order of, "Wow, you look amazing! I'm so happy for you. How did you do it?" Same with writing a book.

Do you love your baby? What do you want your friends and relatives to say when you show them pictures of your kid? I believe you might like them to say something like, "wow, you have the most amazingly gorgeous baby ever." Am I right? Same with authorship.

When things touch our soul, they are beyond logic and practicality. If you have a friend, relative, or distant acquaintance who writes a book, I can guarantee what they want: for you to share their joy. That's it. End of story. Share. The. Joy.

Here are some things that you might say when your friend writes a book (all true-life examples):

"Congratulations! That is so awesome!"

"Wow, I am proud even to know someone who has written a book."

"I just ordered my copy and can't wait to read it."

"I really liked what you said about [insert anything here]. It really struck home for me."

"You know, my uncle/cousin/neighbor needs to read this, and I am going to buy a copy right now."

And here are some things you should not say (all are true-life examples):

"I remember you were talking about that" (said with vague, expressionless tone)

"Why did you write a book about _______? Why not something for a broader audience?"

"Do I get a free, autographed copy?"

"Are you on the New York Times bestsellers list yet?"

"You should try to be an Oprah pick!"

"Oh, right. I meant to get that. Do you have a copy on you that I can buy from you?"

When I published my book, The Creative Lawyer, I got both kinds of responses. Same for The Student Body, a novel (about a prostitution ring at Harvard) that I co-authored with three people about ten years before.

A good number of my closest friends did not really do the supportive thing. I will mention no names. But other people went beyond the call of duty, and I remember them all. My younger sister, Jocelyn, immediately ordered two copies from the ABA, which was a considerably more expensive way to get it than Amazon, all the more compelling because she was borderline unemployed at the time and supporting a family of five. My friend Melinda bought five copies. My friend Karl bought a copy, did all the exercises in the book, then bought more. In fact, his B&N review said, "Back to buy more!" which is about the best title for an online review you could ever hope to have.

The Creative Lawyer may not be everyone's cup of tea, but for me it is as significant as twenty birthdays. It has been my spiritual child. Publishing it meant more to me than being on the cover of Men's Health's "Ripped in Their 40's" special issue. I want people important to me to share in that. I created my blog basically so that my book would not be out there alone in the world. I needed a way to welcome people in - which is basically like building a cool treehouse so that neighborhood kids will come over to play with your child.

If you happen to read any other of my blog posts, you will know that I am friends with, and a fan of, Gretchen Rubin, whose long-awaited book, The Happiness Project, just came out on December 29.

I pre-ordered my copy months ago. I wrote a review on Amazon. And then I bought some other copies: for my sister, Jocelyn; for my cousin Lola in Phoenix; and for my cousin Ermila in Yuma. I would have bought more, except that Amazon set some kind of limit, maybe to prevent rank-inflation shenanigans. Gretchen never asked me to do any of these things and, until now, I haven't told her.

The Happiness Project is a great book (and the blog is equally great), so I probably would have done these things even if I didn't know Gretchen. I like to read good books, and I often recommend my favorite books to my friends, and sometimes buy them copies.

But you know what? Gretchen is also my friend. Friends support each other, especially at critical moments. And this is one of those moments.

 

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SaraKay Smullens
12:28 PM on 01/05/2010
Hi Michael,

First and foremost, Congratulations! I well know that writing a book is a birth following a long and arduous and difficult pregnancy.

I have another suggestion for friends of authors: The most wonderful thing a friend can do for an author is to not only order several copies of the book, but organize a book party at a local book store (or another setting), inviting all that you know. Even those who will not attend can be urged to order the book. Word of mouth, I have learned is everything!!

I think that my blog on Envy, posted today in Living, casts some light on the negatives you have experienced.

I hope that 2010 has your name on it in every postive way.
SaraKay Smullens
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Michael Melcher
09:44 AM on 01/09/2010
Agree! Book parties can either be extremely soul-draining depression-fests (imagine lots of empty chairs, random shoppers staring at you as if you're a kid whose parent forgot to pick you up from school) or the highlight of one's year!

When my best friend Faith Adiele was launching her great book, "Meeting Faith"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?keywords=039332673X&index=blended&camp=1789

a group of us decided to hold a party together. Bennett had a great apartment, his partner David is a fantastic chef, and I made myself executive producer, pulling in my people, plus asking her for names of folks she wanted to invite. It was a huge success! In fact, the best kind of book party is one that focuses on just having a great, wonderful, celebratory time, and actual sales be damned!
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Dwayne Raymond
08:26 AM on 01/05/2010
I’m in that awkward place right now wherein I’m awaiting the release of my book, Mornings with Mailer, on Jan. 26th. Everyone I know says they’re going to buy it—some I don’t know have expressed the same. Tough truth is, no one who hasn’t done it really understands what it’s like to publish a book, but you’ve hit the mark with your comparisons to birthdays and babies. And yes, I too have gotten every single one of those questions you posed about what to say and what not to say to a writer about his/her book. If I never hear the “Oprah” remark again I’ll die a happy writer. Then again, I hope to hell Oprah likes my baby! And then I wake up and smell the reality that all I really wanted to do was tell a fine story about a good man, Mailer, who shared so much with this writer—and I’ve done it and it will be out in a short time. And in the end, that has to be enough. Anything beyond modest hope is gravy.
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Michael Melcher
11:13 AM on 01/05/2010
You should get Oprah to pick your book!

Congrats and go kick some book-marketing ass!
03:05 AM on 01/05/2010
Great article. Seems like it would be simple to say congratulations - you must be thrilled - etc, but clearly it isn't.

I also buy friends' books and give them as gifts and try to blog reviews if I can etc.
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Kim Stagliano
Author All I Can Handle I'm No Mother Teresa A Lif
09:19 PM on 01/04/2010
Really interesting! My book is coming out in the Fall, "All I Can Handle. I'm No Mother Teresa." and my husband says he's sold countless copies to friends. Not so fast - it's a big leap from, "I'll buy it," to "I bought it!" You know that road to hell! I try to buy friends' books as holiday gifts - especially YA and kids books. I've found the writing community to be supportive and wonderful. Hope you do too.

KIM
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Michael Melcher
09:48 AM on 01/09/2010
Kim,

Good luck on the book! Break a leg! I love the title.

Basically, what I've learned is that marketing never ceases, and sometimes one needs to make clear to others exactly how they can help you. Like, "husband, here is a phone -- I know you can make follow up calls to those 20 people right now while I make some delicious bread pudding! Umm, won't it be great to eat that delicious bread pudding while watching crime shows on television AFTER you make those calls. Yum."

Okay, maybe not the best recipe for happy marriage, but in times of great need we are not always on our best behavior. So sue us!

Michael
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Jen Roberts
07:12 PM on 01/04/2010
I think this is really cool. I think it also applies to everyone's accomplishments, not just writers' books. I hope you are as considerate, supportive and appreciative to your friends' non-book-publishing accomplishments as you want them to be of your's.

When I graduated from a top 5 law school, having given birth to two children within those 3 years of study, my favorite "congrats" type comment was: "Do you know there are more people in law school today than there are lawyers?" That's the kind of "support" I eat for breakfast.
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Michael Melcher
11:17 AM on 01/05/2010
In the end, it's all about empathy, which in this case means trying to stand in the shoes (or the heart) of someone who has done a big thing that is important to him or her. So it could be writing a book, having a child, going to graduate school, grafting a fruit tree or whatever.

I was completely unathletic in high school, but if a parent talks about his or her kid making the soccer/football/fencing team, my response is going to be, "fantastic!"

p.s. my mom got her doctorate in accounting when she was 45, while raising 3 kids by herself. And having gone to a similar law school, without kids, I can only imagine the force of will and sense of humor it took for you to make that happen!
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SoonerThought
10:40 AM on 01/04/2010
Michael--having just published my ebook, "Pilate's Cross" I'm living what you wrote! If I could have a book sale for everyone who said, "That's nice," or "I like real books, not electronic ones" I would have a nice royalty check coming. Thanks, man--this is a real boost ... have retweeted and posted it on FaceBook for my friends and family to see. I may even link it on my booksite: http://www.PilatesCross.com
09:15 PM on 01/03/2010
Nice post, Michael. Do you think this also applies to blogs?
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Michael Melcher
10:23 PM on 01/03/2010
Yes, to some degree. The thing about writing is that it's not just about, "oh, I have this idea for something I would like to write about" but rather "I have devoted a huge amount of time, energy, love and my limited supply of self-confidence to this."

So, when people send me emails saying they have just started their blogs and they have one whole entry, I might demur comment for awhile, but if it's clear they are committed to it over time, then bring it on. "yes, I have an RSS feed!" "yes, I sent a link about your post to my friend in Omaha!"
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kyraocity
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08:04 PM on 01/03/2010
Great Michael!!! Great post!
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spartanmom
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03:34 PM on 01/03/2010
Ok, so what do you do if you have a friend who is a best selling author and you can't stand their writing?
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Michael Melcher
10:20 PM on 01/03/2010
You say, "what a wonderful accomplishment!" and then you go and read what you like.