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Politician Secrets: 11 Things Politicians Don't Want You To Know

Posted: 01/24/2012 8:07 am

Ever wonder why politicians keep getting caught up in scandals? Does the entire country go around groping subordinates at parties and giving other people's money to their friends, and the only reason we don't hear about it is because they haven't been elected to anything?

No. Politics is different. For better or worse, the behavior of politicians is influenced by a unique and volatile combination of personal ambition and public accountability. It takes them places most of us will never go.

We're political opposition researchers. Our job is to find out everything there is to know about candidates for elected office, from congressional representatives down to local school boards. Campaigns hire us to dig up the dirt on their opponents, but also on their own candidates, so they'll know how they could be attacked. We get to see everyone naked, for better or worse. We wrote a book about it: "We're With Nobody: Two Insiders Reveal the Dark Side of American Politics" [William Morrow Paperbacks, $15.99].

Sometimes we discover a potential bombshell; other times it's a minor, telling detail. The point of our research is to answer the question: "Do you really want this person to lead you?" We often find candidates who are in it for all the right reasons, for whom the answer is a resounding Yes. Then there are the others. To help you figure out who is who and what is what, we offer the following handy checklist of potential problem areas.

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If you're going to elect someone to pass laws that regulate public health, does it matter if they own a chain of restaurants repeatedly cited for health code violations? What about a candidate whose job would be to regulate elections in a state with frequent allegations of voter fraud, who owns stock in a company that manufactures voting machines often cited for malfunctions?

To find the evidence of such associations you'll have to dig through reams of public documents, because they're rarely on public display; what you see is not always what you get, which was also true of this sign, posted in the yard of an elderly woman near St. Louis who sold clay flower pots, some of which were damaged.

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Ever wonder why politicians keep getting caught up in scandals? Does the entire country go around groping subordinates at parties and giving other people's money to their friends, and the only reason ...
Ever wonder why politicians keep getting caught up in scandals? Does the entire country go around groping subordinates at parties and giving other people's money to their friends, and the only reason ...
 
 
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WI Patriot
Defending the Constitution.
03:14 PM on 01/24/2012
In Wisconsin - democrats don't even keep it a secret.

"Public employee union interviews five Dems for Walker recall"
http://www.jsonline.com/newswatch/137523178.html

The Top 10 Lobbying Organizations, as ranked by dollars spent, so far in the 2011-2012 Session have been:

1. Wisconsin State AFL-CIO, 2,251 hours, $2,302,171
2. Wisconsin Education Association Council, 9,370 hours, $2,062,716
3. AFSCME Council 11, 3,306 hours, $1,228,811
4. AFSCME International, 10,631 hours, $694,422
5. AT&T Wisconsin, 4,167 hours, $439,745
6. Badger Advocates, Inc., 1,458 hours, $253,917
7. Wisconsin Medical Society, 1,851 hours, $253,770
8. Wisconsin Counties Association, 2,354 hours, $233,081
9. Wisconsin Automobile & Truck Dealers Association Inc., 1,470 hours, $227,729
10. Wisconsin Energy Corporation, 614 hours, $219,506
http://gab.wi.gov/node/2025
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99think99
You don't know what you don't know!
04:39 PM on 01/24/2012
It's called full disclosure...They don't have anything to hide!
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
02:45 PM on 01/24/2012
With all they have to hide behind,
it's no surprise we end up buying the political equivalent of Chinese toothpaste.
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WhatDaBleep
Left is Right and Right is Wrong
02:16 PM on 01/24/2012
You know none of those candidates would be here today with the strict zero-tolerance policy that republicans want for every offense out there except their own of course.
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hedah
Live and let Live.
02:11 PM on 01/24/2012
We (really) never know 'who' we are electing !
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
02:41 PM on 01/24/2012
Or what (stealth candidates, say one thing, get in and come out as another, usually some ultrarighty), and that's scary.
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RandyMan7027
Fighting wingnuts since 1959
01:53 PM on 01/24/2012
Politics is the only place where geeky, lawyerly, not-so-good-looking guys (the sort that suffered repeated wedgies and being stuffed into lockers in school) have a chance to attain something approaching rock star status (i.e. power, wealth, fame, applause and women).
01:31 PM on 01/24/2012
I thought everyone built and detonated bombs as a child.
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Bogey907
Mongo only pawn... in game of life
03:14 PM on 01/24/2012
I plead the 5th.
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The Dude67
This is not Nam; this is bowling, there are rules.
12:33 PM on 01/24/2012
The biggest secret you probably didn't know about a prominent politician:
The person who shot President Reagan 69 days into his 1st term was the son of a close personal friend of George H. W. Bush - the sitting Vice President.  John Hinkley Jr. had a dinner appt with Neil Bush, GW's brother, the following evening.  
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WhatDaBleep
Left is Right and Right is Wrong
02:18 PM on 01/24/2012
Seems like most of America's problems since the Vietnam era can be traced back to a Bush family member.
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BBQribsNOnapkin
tl; dr
02:47 PM on 01/24/2012
*POOOF*....mind....blown....
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AndyWright68
Freedom is inevitable!
12:20 PM on 01/24/2012
Politicians are just narcissists who crave power over other people. By definition they are sociopaths.

And it is an impossibility for any one person to represent the needs and wants of 10 people let alone hundreds of thousands of people.

This system of violence and theft must be abolished. We do not need to be ruled by threats of violence, hundreds of thousands of laws all enforced with guns and a bunch of power craving, disturbed individuals who only crave power for themselves at the expense of peaceful people and start wars!
01:02 PM on 01/24/2012
Like the old saying, Politics is show business for ugly people!
01:38 PM on 01/24/2012
Who can't sing, dance, or act....
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PenguinLinux
got root ?
04:01 PM on 01/24/2012
What do you propose? Self-governance by individuals who live by the Golden Rule and common Sense? Ideally, that's how it should be, and I agree, however, this is a good example of an "is-ought" problem.... for example, "This is how it OUGHT to be, but this is how it IS."

I don't like it any more than you do, but what do you suggest that the human race can accomplish in a short time until our lofty long-term goal can, hopefully some day, be reached?

What solutions have you?
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AndyWright68
Freedom is inevitable!
04:38 PM on 01/24/2012
WE are the solutions to complicated societal problems, not those who crave power and use violence against us to steal our money, make rules to control how we live our lives and wage wars.

And why is everyone always looking for someone else to provide them with solutions? How about we stop empowering those who crave power and empower ourselves? It's not like if the government stopped forcing people to educate kids that are force to attend that there would not be education. In fact, if the government stopped indoctrinating children people would actually seek out real education for their kids. People have always come together when needed. the problem is that they almost always seek someone to lead, be in power and do it for them.

Give someone power over you and that is all they will crave.
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chevy706
Fighting Liberals' Attack on Liberty.
12:19 PM on 01/24/2012
The real secret is that there is little to no difference between the two parties.
01:27 PM on 01/24/2012
I see an ethical difference. Even Clinton at his worst can't touch Newt Gingrich, even though Gingrich has a history of hitting people with "Family Values."
01:41 PM on 01/24/2012
There's enough difference to keep me from voting Republican -- ever....
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Sarah Trickey
love, luck and lollipops. Narf!
02:23 PM on 01/24/2012
I second that remark
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notrightorleft
Why tell you what you assume to already know?
02:37 PM on 01/24/2012
Are you sure? Read up on Massachusetts state politics.
12:02 PM on 01/24/2012
I thought this was supposed to be "secrets" that the politicians didn't want us to know. These are the well-known facts, that the politicians don't car eif we know because they still get the money from big corporations to buy the election anyway.
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Ted Bouklos
U can have ur own opinions but not ur own facts
12:00 PM on 01/24/2012
yeah i liked this article much better when it came out 2 weeks ago by it's original author in a much better format.

http://www.werewithnobody.com/2012/01/09/most-common-political-transgressions/
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Bike Commuter
logical
01:38 PM on 01/24/2012
The above writers ARE the original authors, because they wrote the source book. They are merely putting some of that same information here. The format is what this site uses (and yes, that format is much worse).
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kevinbr38
Forward
11:24 AM on 01/24/2012
#12. What goes on in their closet.
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WILLIEMOJORISIN
You were expecting Mensa members ?
11:16 AM on 01/24/2012
This story is so biased that it's almost funny.
11:16 AM on 01/24/2012
Not that it would make a difference but it would have been nice to have named some named. But come to this of it, the list would be longer than the phonebook.
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AmericanLeslie
facts + comprehension x logic = great conversation
11:04 AM on 01/24/2012
And since we all know from recent experience that a politician's campaign handlers have a history of telling the public what they want to hear to get votes - SP's readiness to serve as VP...Christine O'Donnell's 7-day gradate degree in Constitutional Law...Herman Cain's excellent leadership of Godfather's Pizza...John McCain's outstanding and most honorable military record...the wonderful family values of Edwards, John Ensign, Sanford, etc. - these eleven secrets are what the media should be exposing in a factual and unbiased manner, before and after a political candidate is elected.
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mskittykat1326
Keeping an open mind, one post at a time...
12:56 PM on 01/24/2012
This is so true. One thing to note, however, your earlier statement of "we all know from recent experience that a politician­'s campaign handlers have a history of telling the public what they want to hear to get votes " also applies to the media, except it is to get viewers...unfortunately.

The media should spend much more of it's time trying to expose all sides of the candidate rather than:
a) one they feel is worthy or
b) one they were lobbied to feel as worthy (noting that you cant pay them as that most likely is illegal...but lobbying is still ok).