09/21/2010 03:25 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Beyond Sex With an Elephant, Meghan, What Are You Trying to Tell Me?


And, if you weren't wondering before what was going on inside the Republican big tent! I mean, that serpent-like trunk is about as blatant as you can get. (And, regards the back cover: What, no cigarette??)

Beyond the appeal to sex (yet again), however -- as Meghan exploits her last name and her Campaign '08 social media savvy as one more hawker with a front row set under the political-infotainment "famous-for-being-famous" big top -- maybe John's offspring is actually revealing something else, which is (hold your ears, value voters!) a Grand Old Party's elephantine moral exposure.


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