LMAO!! It's the Muppet Show gone MAD.

Mr. Palestine? Oh, Please!
The cover is real. (It's not The Onion.) The stickies, however, are mine.
And while we contemplate nonsensical stories highlighting a hesitant president's non-function in a non-summit, let's not overlook the real choreographer here, and the "instrumental role" Mr. Palestine's "It Girl" played while Iraq burned.
For more of the visual, visit BAGnewsNotes.com.
(image: unattributed. The Economist. November 24, 2007. Bolton quote via McClatchy. Ross quote via NYT)
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LMAO!! It's the Muppet Show gone MAD.
Bush = a national 4-letter word.
That's his legacy for history.
Pretty much like all the other acts of this
neotragedy. Shrub enters the stage. Strutting
and posturing he declares mission accomplished
or heckofjob. Then he quickly exits stage right
expecting the heavens and earth to bend to his
will. I guess we should be thankful that he didn't stay long enough to open another front
in his war against Saddam Hussein, or insult the Palestinians, or do a pratfall and break up the furniture. I bet that's the actual reason they weren't serving alcohol.
Actually, it is my media-enthused hope that there will someday be a Mr. World Pageant. Did you see Monday's Dr. Phil, where he retrieved a girl who'd run off to Palestine to be with a boy she fell for on My Space? That American girl ditched him for an "American boy" as Dr. Phil slung it. Now that young Palestinian boys have a new pin up girl, and now that we know how cute boys are in Palestine...a new Model T may have just left the factory.
Check out the "choreographer" link. There's Condi rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenberg.
The only way Palestine will come into existence as a nation-state is IF (won't happen) the Palestinians accept it. They will lose their trump card and have to actually start governing themselves. But then again, all the money wasted on the war could be sent to help them build an infrastructure. I would rather my tax dollars go to them than to kill Iraqis.
That's his left hand over his heart, so he isn't listening to "The Star Spangled Banner".
My best guess from the hand position and the facial expression is that he has gas.
I have serious doubts there will be a peace agreement. Israel will continue to put up "settlements" which are nothing less than the theft of Palestinian land and an act of ethnic cleansing. Israel will refuse to give this stolen land back and thereby will sink any chance of a serious peace.
Until America stands up to the unholy alliance of Christian and Jewish rightwing Zionists, we will not be able to help engineer a meaningful peace.
This was the deal the Lobbies and Israelis agreed to if the prospect of taking over the middle-east didn't work out. It doesn't have anything to do with Bush, and everything to do with whether Israel comes to terms with its policies in the region and how it afeects the rest of the world.
posted 11/27/2007 at 12:08:07
Reading The Pictures: In Fact, Barely A Cheerleader
This was the deal the Lobbies and Israelis agreed to if the prospect of taking over the middle-east didn't work out. It doesn't have anything to do with Bush, and everything to do with whether Israel comes to terms with its policies in the region and how it afeects the rest of the world.
posted 11/27/2007 at 12:08:07
I do think that on some level the only person that could broker this deal is a US President. But not this US President.
Any suggestion that the Bush Administration has ever made, or ever will make, genuine efforts to bring about a just and lasting peace between Israel and the Arab world is ludicrous. Bush and the neocons have never wanted peace or anything approaching a stable relationship there.
Rather, they prefer that things remain relatively unstable. Peace would deprive them of the ability to play the parties against each other, and the ability to further the neocons' plans to colonialize and dominate the region.
Another reason they do not want peace is that instability in the region affords the Bush/Cheney big oil conspiracy a fraudulent, yet still effective, excuse to continue their gouging of the American people at the pump.
Anyone with a modicum of brain cells and an ounce of integrity will call the so called summit at Annapolis just what it is - a charade, and a rather pathetic one at that.
The problem is this charade may actually set back any opportunity for real peace in the foreseeable future. Looking at Bush's record so far, there is real potential for disaster, as has been each of his endeavors conducted in the name of the American people.
This was the deal the Lobbies and Israelis agreed to if the prospect of taking over the middle-east didn't work out. It doesn't have anything to do with Bush, and everything to do with whether Israel comes to terms with its policies in the region and how it afeects the rest of the world.
I get it: It's a game! "Mr. Palestine" is an anagram.
So far, I've come up with "eternal simp" and "lie span term" both of which seem appropriate, but I'm not sure if they're the solution.
Has anyone else solved this "Mr Palestine" anagram puzzle?
I was appalled to see that cover.
I guess The Economist wants to kiss up to Bush for some financial gain. There is no other explanation for such false propaganda.
What a shame that we have such a bunch of asses running our country and government into the ground. This bunch is pathetic and unfortunately laughable. IMPEACHMENT is the only answer short of being victimized for another year. I'm sure God is crying looking at what is being done, ostensibly in his name.
Bush Gets Involved:
The conflict between Israel & the Palestinians has been going on for 60 years. So I have a good idea! Let's all meet in Annapolis for ONE DAY to solve this thing.
Uh, by the way, I'll be leaving early...
I don't get it.
Is it supposed to be ironic?
And will the majority of Americans who thought the invasion of Iraq was about WMD be pissed when they hear that the global war on terrorism turns on Palestine, and always has?
Is there a price to pay for talking straight so late in the game?
So.... who will be handling things for our side? John Bolton? Condo Rice? They have a proven track record when dealing with the Arabs.
Maybe Bush will genuinely push for a real Palestinian state. So he can invade it.
After seven years of doing nothing in the world but making trouble this is way past a day late and a dollar short. Legacy mode indeed.
An Alfred E Newman moment for sure....
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Posted November 27, 2007 | 03:27 AM (EST)