Michael Simmons is a journalist, filmmaker, musician, activist, and troublemaker. He was dubbed "The Father Of Country Punk" by Creem magazine in the 1970s, edited the National Lampoon in the '80s, and won the LA Press Club Award in the '90s. He's written for the LA Weekly, LA Times, Rolling Stone, Penthouse, High Times, Arthur, Mojo, Artillery, and The Progressive. He and Tyler Hubby are currently shooting a documentary on the Yippies. Michael can be reached at guydebord@sbcglobal.net.

Blog Entries by Michael Simmons

To Jim Dickinson's Health

Posted August 7, 2009 | 01:33 PM (EST)


Jim Dickinson is a musician's musician, one of the well-kept secrets of rock 'n' roll. His chair has swiveled from producer to sideman for Bob Dylan, Aretha Franklin, Ry Cooder, and the Rolling Stones, Big Star, the Replacements, and Mudhoney. Inside the ubiquitous Memphis maverick lives a honky-tonk lounge pianist...

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Will Dailey Does Peter Lemongello

2 Comments | Posted June 2, 2009 | 06:52 PM (EST)


Remember Peter Lemongello, Zamfir, Boxcar Willie, Slim Whitman? They were all musical artists who were known in the 1970s and '80s for selling their albums on late-night television. (Willie Nelson was briefly a member of that club at the behest of the Internal Revenue Service.) Will Dailey is a...

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Karen Dalton Lives

Posted December 29, 2008 | 12:07 PM (EST)


My favorite singer of 2008 has been dead for almost 16 years, yet "new" recordings by her continue to be released. For the second year running, a new Karen Dalton record is my choice for The Album of the Year.

I've never much believed in the artificial man-made time...

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Ed Sanders: The American Bard Takes On Katrina

1 Comments | Posted April 1, 2008 | 01:48 PM (EST)


Ed Sanders' language advances in a direction of production which probably isn't even guessed at...That is, it takes the earth to make a feather fall.

- Charles Olson, 1964

They'd privatize your assholes if they could get away with it!

- Ed Sanders, 2007

There is a giant in...

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When Is Film Art?

Posted March 12, 2008 | 05:45 PM (EST)


Tulsa Kinney, the editor of subversive art magazine Artillery, asked me to riff on the question "When Is Film Art?" The results are below and in the April issue.

When is film art? The question might be better phrased as "When is ANYTHING art"? But I've specifically...

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Daydream Believer - John Stewart 1939-2008

Posted February 21, 2008 | 08:43 PM (EST)


John Stewart -- singer, songwriter, guitarist, artist, husband, father, grandfather, Californian, American -- was scheduled to perform at McCabe's in Santa Monica on Saturday, February 2. He missed the gig, but he had a good excuse. Stewart suffered a sudden stroke at the age of 68 and died on January...

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Yo! What Happened To Peace?

Posted November 5, 2007 | 06:27 PM (EST)


War is a four-letter word with only three letters. The inability of the human race to stop waging this obscenity can't be blamed on artists. If all humans were artists, at worst we'd endure mindless competition, catty egotists, pretentious performance and overpriced chachkies. Yes, Hitler dabbled in watercolors and was...

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One Jew's Views

Posted September 6, 2007 | 04:04 PM (EST)


I'm dying.

After consulting numerous websites, I've self-diagnosed myself with the eleventeenth variety of terminal cancer that's afflicted me ever since I could first Google disease in 1999. I don't know how long I've got, so if this column seems rushed, it's because I'm typing as fast as I...

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Terrorizing the Artists in the USA

Posted June 14, 2007 | 07:16 PM (EST)


"This film is dedicated to Hope."

Thus reads the opening epigraph in Lynn Hershman Leeson's film Strange Culture that opens the Human Rights Watch International Film Festival this Friday, June 15th in New York. It's a lovely sentiment for our era of unremitting pessimism. When one realizes that Hope...

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Beating Off the Squares

Posted June 9, 2007 | 04:15 PM (EST)


Before the laughter, there's a moment after a joke has been told when the listener understands or "gets" the joke. It's an instant but a glorious one. It has the same effect on brain chemistry as being in love. Liberating. Cerebral and physical. A supreme and sublime rush.

A handful...

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What To Do Without Stew

Posted April 27, 2007 | 05:57 PM (EST)



For Stew Albert 1939-2006


We've had a year to ask:
"What do we do without Stew?"
When the shit hit the fan
He knew what to do

Talmudic scholar and acidhead Miss Manners
Gentle Brooklyn baritone searching for bottom line truth
...

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HuffPost Bloggers Get Terrorists to Sing

Posted March 14, 2007 | 01:36 PM (EST)


A cell of Huffington Post bloggers are reportedly sharing a stage this Friday, March 16th with two Islamic and two white supremacist terrorists, an anonymous Department of Homeland Security spokesperson alleged today.

The bloggers - whose credits range from Talladega Nights to the New Yorker magazine to The Simpsons...

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Why I Like Annie Coulter

Posted March 9, 2007 | 03:19 PM (EST)


A week has passed since Annie Coulter uttered her latest cluster bomb of a soundbite. Like cluster bombs, a hollow shell drops from Annie's drawn, wrinkled mouth and thousands of bomblets explode in the liberal media in response.

As a veteran teaser, I recognize an ancient shtick when I...

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An Evening with Ralph Steadman

Posted February 14, 2007 | 04:37 PM (EST)


I'm sitting in an epic traffic jam on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood on early evening October 31st, 2006 as George W. Bush staggers in front of my car, accompanied by Harry Potter and Paris Hilton. I slam on my brakes to keep from mowing them down, as tempting...

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Commune: Scenes From A Living Dream

Posted November 10, 2006 | 08:49 PM (EST)


For thirty years, the word 'hippie' has evoked derision and bad jokes. Punk rockers cynically conflated hippies with coke-snorting record executives or mindless flower children. On the other side of the divide but equally clueless, the Right Wing blamed hippies for the demise of a morally perfect America that never...

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The Doors Return to Sunset Boulevard

Posted November 8, 2006 | 07:57 PM (EST)


Ever since Jim Morrison cancelled his subscription to the resurrection in 1971, the Lizard King phenom has raged on. If you saw the Doors live, then you - like the little girls in "Back Door Man" - understand. Almost 14-years old on January 24th, 1969, I saw the Doors perform...

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The Reporter and Daniel Johnston

Posted October 24, 2006 | 04:34 PM (EST)


Singer/songwriter/artist Daniel Johnston is somewhere between two and three hundred pounds. A mop of gray hair crowns his face. Like many mentally ill people, his eyes reflexively veer away when one looks at him. He alternates between a cigarette and a straw, sucking on the gas station speedball of Kool...

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An Open Letter to Jann Wenner

Posted October 18, 2006 | 10:28 PM (EST)


Dear Jann,

We both know that Rolling Stone -- the magazine you founded and remain Editor and Publisher of -- has been the subject of endless irate rants over the years. Here's another one.

I've been a reader since the first issue, dated November 9, 1967. This missive...

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The Most Offensive & Morally Unredeemable Musical I've Ever Heard

Posted October 4, 2006 | 12:25 PM (EST)


"This is the most offensive and morally unredeemable musical I've ever heard. I'll do everything in my power to make sure this is never produced."

Thus allegedly spake Stephen Schwartz upon first hearing The Beastly Bombing Or A Terrible Tale Of Terrorists Tamed By The Tangles Of True Love...

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The Amish School Murders

Posted October 3, 2006 | 01:38 PM (EST)


Welcome to a country where a twenty-year grudge is the excuse for murdering four girls and wounding seven others between the ages of six and thirteen.

Welcome to a country that would've executed the murderer if he hadn't killed himself first.

Welcome to a country that invaded the...

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