Michael Wolff

Michael Wolff

Posted April 23, 2009 | 12:03 PM (EST)

Hannity Wants to Be the Face of US Torture

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You wouldn't necessarily think that the right wing would want to distinguish itself by its enthusiasm for torture, but that's clearly the message Sean Hannity is gleefully sending by his offer to be waterboarded.

Before getting to torture's attractions, let me make two points: My colleague at Vanity Fair, Christopher Hitchens, who is sometimes partial to right-wing positions, has already had himself waterboarded and written about it to vivid effect. So, Hannity knows he can do this with little risk. But the second point is that Hannity will never do it. I once filled in for the hapless Alan Colmes on the Hannity and Colmes Show, and Hannity spent the whole show completely obsessed with the placement of every strand of his hair. That guy's not going underwater (even for a major ratings coup).

Oh, and a third point: If he is going to do this, we ought to insist it be done to him 183 times--the number of times the US waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in a single month--the terror being in the repetition.

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My observations show that the Republicans in general, especially the far right, speak their Christian values, vote on gay rights and abortion, then throw the Christian values right out the window. Compassionate Conservatism...not even close and that one's a biggy. Their passion for war is obsessive. The more they can fight, the better they feel and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with promoting democracy...they love to fight. For these few reasons, I know how much torture means to them. It's the same belief that is parallel to the Islamic far right. It's the same belief that makes some men feel that hitting your wife/girfriend is ok because it makes you a man and women are supposed to do what the man says to do....they're the king of their kingdom and nobody is allowed to disrupt that domain in any way.

They're sick!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:42 PM on 04/25/2009
- SgtMac I'm a Fan of SgtMac 11 fans permalink
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Does this mean that if Hannity does NOT immediately start telling the truth (for the 1st time) that torture doesn't work?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:46 PM on 04/23/2009

I volunteer to administer the act....repeatedly.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:36 PM on 04/23/2009
- oncethere I'm a Fan of oncethere 19 fans permalink

Sean's face is torture.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:28 PM on 04/23/2009
- luckybear I'm a Fan of luckybear 7 fans permalink

Sean is a coward. You'd think a conservative that loves strict constructionist judges would want to follow the law and our constitution and not bend over backwards to allow what many would consider torture. Torture is illegal and shouldn't be acceptable. If anything is fair game then we better just give up on being the liberal free society and start becoming the villain full time. Torture is wrong and Hannity is a tool. Our country can do better.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:07 PM on 04/23/2009

Conservatives are SO worried about life that they execute prisoners (some innocent). Now that is hypocritical!
Abortion has been legal in this country since 1973. TORTURE IS NOT LEGAL!!!
Just because I need money, doesn't mean I rob a bank.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:13 PM on 04/23/2009
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Not all Conservatives are in favor of the death penalty and I am sure not all Liberals are in favor of abortion. If we all can agree that all life is sacred and that no one has the right to torture or murder then we can come together.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:36 PM on 04/23/2009
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Isn't he already the face of US torture? I know anytime I hear his voice or see his face I feel like I am being tortured.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:46 PM on 04/23/2009
- zest I'm a Fan of zest 20 fans permalink

well said.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 PM on 04/23/2009
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Sean Hannity sees waterboarding as a neccessary evil that will hopefully save many lives from the plots of terrorism upon our shores. My belief is that it is wrong to torture anyone, but I understand his logic, having watched his tv show for many years. The left has to stop being hippocritical on this subject, especially when it sanctions torture and murder in a mother's womb and it happens thousands of times a day in our country. We all have to be consistent when it comes to the subject of torture. We cannot pick and choose what is an acceptable torture when the fact is that all torture is wrong.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:37 PM on 04/23/2009

So what is your point. Although I do not like abortion when are is a great numbers of Americans going to learn two wrongs do not make a right.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:20 PM on 04/23/2009

Since we already have abortion we might as well have torture also? Torture doesn't save lives. Hannity is wrong.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:31 PM on 04/23/2009

I'm totally in. We def need to demand an encore as well!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 PM on 04/23/2009

Hannity trivializes torture, but then all he does in trivialize.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:09 PM on 04/23/2009
- Paul I'm a Fan of Paul 32 fans permalink

Somehow I see a reality show coming out of all this....

Waterboarding with the Stars?

Tortured Idol?

Maybe every Republican will have a chance to be tortured on camera...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 PM on 04/23/2009
- STG 44 I'm a Fan of STG 44 5 fans permalink

If you want to see what most Americans think of as torture go to the ABC News website and find and download "Nightline" for 4/22/09. That is what is generally considered to be real torture. Waterboarding is more akin to fraternity hazing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:51 PM on 04/23/2009
- magen I'm a Fan of magen 16 fans permalink

Well if it's sooooooooooo not torture-----how is it effective in obtaining information?????

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:54 PM on 04/23/2009
- STG 44 I'm a Fan of STG 44 5 fans permalink

The general idea is to provide the terrorist an intensely unpleasant experience that does not rise to the level of torture. Ever watch an old movie on late night T.V. where the big city detectives promise to give the criminal "Da toid degree" unless he cooperates?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:37 PM on 04/23/2009

If it's not torture, why did we execute those Japanese who waterboarded Americans in WWII?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:52 PM on 04/23/2009
- rjmiller I'm a Fan of rjmiller 15 fans permalink

And yet we've executed Japanese soldiers for waterboarding American POWs in WWII and court-martialed American soldiers for waterboardings Philipino POWs. It was a warcrime then, but now it's not because it was authorized by the President/Cabinet?

I don't think so.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:58 PM on 04/23/2009
- apduncan1 I'm a Fan of apduncan1 42 fans permalink
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"Waterboarding is more akin to fraternity hazing."

If it were so, how come the USA executed Japanese soldiers convicted of waterboarding American soldiers in WW1?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 04/23/2009
- TRYKER I'm a Fan of TRYKER 71 fans permalink

Fraternity hazing shouldn't be allowed either. Bullying and hazing are just minor forms of torture and should be dealt with as crimes against our humanity.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:57 PM on 04/23/2009
- MajorKong I'm a Fan of MajorKong 408 fans permalink
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Repeatedly drowning someone to within an inch of their life counts as "torture" in my book.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:35 PM on 04/23/2009
- CynAnne I'm a Fan of CynAnne 143 fans permalink
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An excellent suggestion, Michael, and one I certainly would tune in for! The mental image of Hammity's round, reddened face turning ever more florid by the gasping, gurgling moment, as the minutes tick by on the timer..now, THAT'S entertainment..! ;) ...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 PM on 04/23/2009
- apduncan1 I'm a Fan of apduncan1 42 fans permalink
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183 times! No less.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 04/23/2009
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