A sandbox brawl between Keith and Bill
Has left their parents feeling ill
They want their boys to get along
Yet the ultimate result is quite wrong

There has been some mutual bashing
It's gone beyond ideological clashing
The "vicious smear merchant" vs. "Bill-O the...

Remember back when Hillary
Talked of a right-wing conspiracy
But then it turned out not to be true
Just Bill doin' what he was wont to do

This time round its actually quite sick
Something worthy of an Ollie Stone flick
Even though debunked...

Hart Senate Office Building, Room 216
Was the venue for a skirmish that at times got awfully mean
Judge Sonia came in earnest, her cards laid out on the table
Could the GOP contain themselves? Didn't seem that they were able

What would they dig up; just...

Miss Alaska has resigned
24/7 the pundits have opined
Rick Sanchez thought she might be with child again
What's he smoking at CNN?

She cut and run the day before 4th of July
Leaving so many to wonder why
Perhaps she's taking...

Last week's headline was quite salacious
"Gov. With Latina Quite Curvaceous"
Guess he found someplace finer
Than his home state of South Carolina

Who'd have expected such an abomination
From the chair of the Republican Governors Association?
It would almost be hilarious
If the...