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Empathy For The Devil
Hart Senate Office Building, Room 216
Was the venue for a skirmish that at times got awfully mean
Judge Sonia came in earnest, her cards laid out on the table
Could the GOP contain themselves? Didn't seem that they were able
What would they dig up; just what was their plan?
They simply could not bear that she is not a white man
Her heritage they tried gingerly not to assail
Yet her nomination they were working to derail
Their antics in large part were payback for Estrada
But in their quest to find a smoking gun they could come up with nada
A George Sr. appointee to the federal bench
Still they tried to paint her as an activist wench
They don't mind judicial activism when the result yielded is "right"
As when SCOTUS, in 2000, gave us eight years of Prez-light
Handing W the election, which it did in Bush v. Gore
So much for restraint -- a concept the Supremes did blatantly ignore
The Judge underscored her belief in stare decisis
Indicating she's unlikely to spark a constitutional crisis
Further, she said the document is not living, but "immutable"
Her constructionist philosophy now clearly irrefutable
She's got more federal court experience than any nom in 100 years
That didn't prevent them from pelting her with fallacious smears
They've crammed the "wise Latina" speech for months now down our throats
Because the truth is they couldn't find anything that floats
A "traditionalist" view of judging she told them she espoused
And still the red staters' passion was collectively aroused
'You believe the heart is what compels legal conclusions!'
"No" she answered, trying to dispel such nonsensical illusions
The good ol' boys knew they couldn't pull off a filibuster
Enough votes they are thankfully unable now to muster
It's clear both sides were drawing lines in the sand
Since Barack's next High Court pick may soon be close at hand
So they resorted to portraying her as a partisan zealot
Certainly her record does nothing to compel it
Thousands of cases in which she's proven a fair jurist
While across the aisle motivations were anything but the purest
Check out the Dixie triplets: Sessions, Cornyn, and Graham
Looking not to investigate, but clearly just to slam
What can we say now about that Party's tent?
So much for meaningful advice and consent
Lindsey called her a bully, sounding quite inane
Especially considering his BFF is John McCain
The "gentleman" from Texas morosely wearing quite a frown
Well, at least he told the Judge she'd get the "up or down"
As for Jefferson Beauregard -- from federal court rejected
(An experience that's clearly left him bitter and dejected)
He claimed the use of life experience "goes against the American ideal"
When will these old Southern guys finally get real?!
But from outside the chamber, Buchanan's topped them all
Didn't really think even he could have such gall
Accusing her of having had "a lifelong resolve to discriminate"
Just the type of propaganda he loves to proliferate
While in her career she's been a model of professionality
He takes perverse pleasure in attacking her nationality
Pat, instead of spending your time on nasty Sonia-bashing
Go find that creek with Todd and hold Levi under till he stops thrashing!!
So, to our friend from the Circuit Second
With these unworthy adversaries you have gracefully reckoned
We look forward to seeing you at One First Street in the fall
As the newest member of The Nine we know you will stand tall
This line of primarily white "first responders" makes for a vivid non-verbal argument that Sonia is stepping up to the high court on the backs of these white heroes.
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WOW! Another fantastic political poem by Michele Schweger Schecter! What a refreshing new voice to read! She is intelligent and witty and politically savy! I so enjoyed her second column as much as the first! I look forward to reading her weekly column!
Sheryl from Westhampton
Your commentary was clearly stated in what is a special style of your own- quite witty and entertaining.
Rather brilliant. Cheers!
"Rhyming. In verse."
Redundant? Or worse?
Love the piece but what do you all have against white southern males. Witness, the Allman Bros.
Exactly. They need to stick to good southern rock and stay out of the legislature.
Forget CNN, this is the ONLY way I want to get my news for now on!
Wow. As a reformed Southern, I was especially impressed by your wit, barbs, and ability to turn something rather mundane into such an entertaining, funny and informative read!
Are you sure you're not a Southern girl at heart?
You go girl! let's hope Nino, John, Samuel and Clarence listen up.
Brava!!
W itty
I ntelligent
S uperior
E xcellent
Wise and incisive with humor and some great left jabs !
The "Dixie Chicks" -- how clever and dead on! When are they touring?
You've managed to capture the politics, constitutional law, and insanity of the entire proceedings with insight and hilarity.
Keep it up!!
Job well versed!!! You should be appointed to the high court.
you did it again. you are amazing!!!! love this one! can't wait for the next one!
Regarding a comment by LPME ... I am a huge fan of Michelle's, but "Calvin Trillin to the next level"? Come now....those are quite significant shoes to fill.
Who knew she could rhyme in verse so beautifully! Right on the money, Schweiger - watch out, Chaucer!
"Rhyming. In verse."
Redundant? Or worse?
You've taken Calvin Trillin to the very next level
Old southern white guys call her racist. What the devil?
Mike Huckabee (author of lame poetry) called her "Maria"
He's an ignorant hick, so I tell him "Well, see ya"
I hope that you continue to write
And we shall always continue the fight
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