Now Playing in the White House Bedroom: Hot Monogamy
I'm guessing the sex is so hot when the Obamas are done, the Bidens light a cigarette. For the first time in years, the White House bedroom is going to see more action than Clinton's Oval Office. Baby got back and it brought monogamy with it. Barack and Michelle are doing for fidelity what Clinton did with infidelity -- make us cover our eyes and peek through our fingers.
Of course, monogamy's always been sexy -- for the first year or two of a relationship. But 17 years into a marriage? With two kids? That's a recipe for sexual amnesia ("You wanna put what where? Why?")
In HBO's The Sex Inspectors (the sex makeover TV series), we help long-term couples with kids re-ignite the passion that marked their early relationship. By using cameras in the bedroom, we show them what they're doing wrong -- in and out of bed. But who needs cameras when you can look at a picture-perfect relationship? Here's how M & O fire on all cylinders:
Kiss, Kiss. A passionate kiss is like a spider's web -- it leads to the undoing of the fly. Most couples don't realize that before sex walks out the door, affection flies out the window. It's not an accident that the Obamas kiss A LOT. They hold hands, hug and touch even more. They're not showing off; they're setting the stage. The best way to open the bedroom doors is to warm the path to it.
Pump, Pump. Barack, at 47, is almost 6' 2" and probably 170 lbs. Michelle, at 45, is almost 6' and probably around the same weight. They don't stay that way by doing daily doughnut drive-bys. They're nuts about exercise, hitting the gym by 6 a.m. Shape up or the sex ships out. Arousal is about blood flow. So is exercise. You don't need a Dalmatian to connect the dots.
Look, Look. Nancy Reagan looked at Ronnie like she admired him. Laura Bush looked at George like she loved him. Michelle looks at Obama like she's undressing him. Embers turn to flames when you treat the object of your affection like the object of your desire.
Tush, Tush. They say behind every great man is a great woman. Not anymore. Now, it's BESIDE every great man is a great woman. She's not the wind beneath his wings; she is one of his wings. The sense of shared accomplishment is both cause and effect of their intimacy.
But enough lessons. It's more fun to watch. Like Bill Clinton ("I feel your pain, can I feel it a little more?"), Obama's got charm and empathy to spare -- traits that do not go unnoticed by women. But unlike the former Bubba-in-chief, he's the Hubba-Hubba-in-Chief. In real estate terms, that man is ocean-view property. And don't get me started on her. She's the first-ever FLILF (First Lady I'd Like To...)
Between the two, there's going to be a whole lotta humpin' in the White House. At last, a government-run sex education program we can all agree on!
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they appear very much in love, which is great but this is wildly inappropriate; you don't know these people and their sex life is absolutely none of your or anyone else's business. people seem to feel overly free to speculate and talk rather lewdly about the obamas' marriage, i suspect this feeling has more than a little to do with the stereotype of overly sexed black folks that is still pervasive in this society; i can't remember another first couple being treated to this kind of speculation and it's not because they are the first to show affection, because they aren't. these people aren't your friends, they are the president and first lady of this country; show them a little respect in the way you talk about them.
As a sex therapist, I think hot monogamy in the White House is fantastic. The Obamas are a great role model for how a couple can stay connected and sexy long after they've tied the knot.
Anyway, you beat me to it, but I'm still going to post about this on www.theblogerotic.com
Dr. Stephanie Buehler
Director, The Buehler Institute
Irvine, CA
I've gotta say I think all the comments about the first couple's sex life is a little strange.
Why, why, why does SEX have to come into it?
The guy has to know how to run the country. As a bonus, he obviously loves his wife and they have a great, undeniably enviable relationship after so many years of marriage.
So what's it our business how much sex they have or don't have.
It's their business, not anyone else's
This article is the work of a prurient teenage boy. We don't need in depth reporting from this kind of mind. Leave the Obama's private passion to them. It's embarrassing to know this man thought this much about their physical interaction. Somethings really ought to remain unsaid There's a much nicer and respectful way to explain the warmth this couple evinces. It doesn't have to be treated like a taudry romance novel.
I'm very happy for them, and this article had lots of funny catch phrases, but...
This is just wrong.
Perhaps if Laura Bush had ever put out for George he wouldn't have felt the need to release his frustrations on Iraq. Just think of how much better off we would all be.
I am a big supporter of the president, but this is just too much!
It is getting creepier and creepier - this constant over-analyzing of their lives. Like there is nothing else to write about? I understand that people are not used to seeing this kind of love between 2 people, but get over it already.
Just too much!!
It just seems so wrong to be speaking of the President and 1st Lady in this manner. Have I had impure thoughts about our new President? Yes, but its still wrong .
this is funny
its only satire ppl cool it
it has only been 16 years btw cause they were married 0ct 3 and its only january going in to febuary
michelle is 5'11
but anyways this was funny make some more like this lol!
Michelle is 5'10
no she deff sayed she was 5'11 on the veiw check it!
Mike, Mike, Mike....you naughty boy. And I could say something about that daily doughnut drive-by comment (but I don't want to get banned from Huff Post).
...welll they both have been looking rather "sunny" since last Tuesday...soooo
Ummmm.......not to be a wet blanket. And I know this is meant as complimentary. No - it is complimentary. And I admire them so much and love that our White House has smart, beautiful people living in it.
But those people are my President. And my First Lady. And this all seems a little.....inappropriate. I definitely could go without reading the "FLILF" comment. I bet Michelle could do without it too.
Not trying to offend. And I don't know that you were either, Mike. But.....come on. This is a bit much.
Thank you, I myself was going, "Huh, do we really need to be speculating about this?"
I agree, you should have kept the FLILF to yourself! But, their love and attraction to each other is obvious. Their first dance made me tear up and turn away for a second. I just hope I can find a relationship like that one day.
I totally agree, I truly admire my President and First Lady (the kids are adorable too) but this to me is OTT intrusively creepy and disrespectful. The First couples marital relationship at this time should be in question as they haven't done anything inappropriate to warrant this.
I totally agree.
I agree totally. Love the Obamas, but this feels a little icky, like catching ones parents or other elders getting all hot and heavy. I draw the mental blinds because it just isn't my imagination's business to go there. But they sure do give marital fidelity a GOOD name!
"She's not the wind beneath his wings; she is one of his wings."
So true.
That look on his face says it all !!!!!
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