Four Reasons Why Hoosiers Should Pass the Ball to Obama

My 'rock road' cred:

Though I have lived in California for over half my life, I grew up in Indiana, on a farm five miles southwest of Ireland, Indiana, in the southern part of the state. My mom, Fern still lives on the farm. My brothers and cousins are capable of giving me endless grief about what a delicate flower I've become (some will tell you I've always been) how I'd much rather shoot skeet than deer, how I will goof around with a turtle I find in a field when I should be digging post holes, what a chickenshit I am on the four-wheelers, or how I refuse to drink Pucker -- whatever the hell that stuff is. But we will always love each other no matter what, and Indiana, and our farm in particular, is still the land to which my life is rooted.

The smell of new-mown hay, the moonlight on the Wabash, Larry Bird and Oscar Robertson, the taste of real produce grown near Vincennes, the Little Five, Mellencamp's music, and open-wheeled racing give me pangs of nostalgia to this day.

I am writing this partially in support of Senator Obama, but just as much as an homage to all my deer-hunting, Pucker drinking, four-wheel riding Hoosier homies, many of whom are blood.

Here are four reasons as solid as a John Wooden basketball drill why you should be the ones to put an exclamation point on the Obama campaign by passing him the ball next Tuesday.

Reason One: Caginess. As any Hoosier can tell you, a cager is a basketball player. What they do not tell you, or let on very often, is that Hoosiers are cagey folks. They may come off like rubes to you and smell faintly of something that was not bought in a store, but they cannot be outfoxed. When the NCAA appropriated "March Madness" Sweet Sixteen and "Final Four" from Indiana's high school basketball tournament for its own use, the city of Indianapolis ended up as the location of the NCAA's new national headquarters, and all the revenue and jobs it generated for the state.

Obama's a cager and he is cagey, too. He has not been thrown off his game by Hillary's Kitchen Sink offense, or by a hot-dogging teammate like Jeremiah Wright who's taking ridiculous shots from behind the arc when he should be running the offense and playing his role. And he certainly has the game to stuff a two-hand set-shooter like "Branch" McCain, good as the Ol' Branchster might have been in his day.

Reason Two: Growth Determines Harvest. As any Hoosier can tell you, if you are going to be productive in the fall, you've got to work hard and have some luck with the weather in the spring and early summer. Hillary was busy counting her chickens before they hatched on Super Tuesday while Obama was busy lining up caucuses and building his organization. Because he has been so productive early in the growing season, Obama not only has the lead right now, he is the candidate best prepared to reap a bumper crop of votes come November. All he needs is nice steady shower of Hoosier support on May 6.

Reason Three: Patience. As any Hoosier can also tell you, things can take awhile. A quilt gets made one stitch at a time. If you get in a hurry about getting the cow back into the barn, the cow will not go back into the barn. Somewhere on his journey, Obama learned a similar kind of patience. He knows that lasting solutions do not have quick fixes, that they can take awhile. Hoosiers laugh at the idea that a single sandbag like the Clinton-McCain gas relief plan can stop the flood of money going to Arab Emirates and the oil companies. A vote for Obama is a vote acknowledging that Hoosier-style patience and hard work are what it's going to take to get the economy back on track.

Reason Four: Calmness at Crunch Time. As any Hoosier can tell you, when the game was on the line, Bird was unflappable. He wanted the ball in his hands, and every man, woman and child of us wanted him to have it.

The Clintons are formidable players, make no mistake about that. They are not the kind of players anybody wants to play against, you'd much rather have them on your team. They set a vicious pick. They hustle and scrap hard, and they hold you by the jersey and throw elbows when they think the ref isn't looking. They are tireless and do not have any quit in their constitutions. Like the Van Arsdale twins they can confuse you as to which of them is which with the old 'knee-pad switch' trick.

But when the game is on the line, as it is with this election, we want the ball in Obama's hands. He has Bird's unflappable calm, and like Bird, the bigger the game, the more difficult the circumstances, the better he plays. Give Barrack the ball on Tuesday. It will be one hell of an assist.

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Comments

[Jazz42]

Great Article.
Thank you,

[Jey]

Hey Mike, have you ever eaten at the Shamrock Cafe? I'm voting for Barack! We got your back down here in southern Indiana. Were working hard to Ba-Rock the vote. Peace dude.

[Bonifer]

Hey Jey, my cousins, Phil and Jane Bonifer, just BOUGHT the Shamrock Cafe last week! I'm expecting the discounted rate on schooners of beer...

(The Chicken Place in Ireland is great, too.)

[YankeeCanuck]

Mikey, you come from real good stock. My dearest friend is a Hoosier. She's about as real as you can get. She can call BS in a blink but says nothing, stays cool. She's the eldest of ten kids--I'm an only from NY. I learned a lot from her. About compassion and what it means to be human.
I know you can't extrapolate a majority from one but Hoosiers are smart folks. I've spent some time there. I'm pretty sure they will appreciate your post. No matter what -- they will decide what to do with all their hearts.

[brent777]

This is a great piece. I really enjoyed it.

[Tinkeraw]

Everyone in Indiana needs to read this. I don't know anyone in Indiana, if I did I would send and ask them to pass it on. Serious email blast time!!

Great piece.

[trubluelefty]

This is great. I was born and raised in Peru, Indiana and absolutely couldn't wait to leae and rarely go back... when I think of Indiana I think of Old People so when the demographic people show me Indiana is younger then PA I think Really ?? Now I remember all my cousins back there and am going to pass this onward as soon as possible........................ OBama 08

[dagnew]

I'm a Hoosier, and I sent this to every Hoosier I know. Great piece.

[gotsomerice]

More like "Four Reasons Why Democrats Will Pass the Ball to McCain"

[Dunnage]

Hell, even california voted for Clinton.

[knighthowl]

I at least did that before I discovered that she is a psychotic liar. If I had a do-over, I would vote for Obama. (Hoosier born, now in California.)

[Subliminability]

Excellent piece!

PS: Johnny Most would not approve of the Clintons' Laimbeer-like tactics -- "he was mugged!"

[Boadicea]

Wonderful piece.

I live in rural WA state, and I've never had a Democratic state rep since I've lived here. We're proud Republicans around here.

Until Obama. I worked for Barack here, and so did my Republican neighbor. We both caucused for him, too.

My electrician, a local guy in his late 30s, saw my Obama button and asked if he could get one from me. Naturally, I gave him mine. The fundamentalist Christian logger who took a couple of trees out for us admired my Obama bumper sticker and said he plans to vote Obama. The retired guy who is building our new deck says he's going to vote Democratic for the first time in his life if Obama gets in.

All these people hunt and fish. They know Obama can't bowl. They don't care.

They want solutions, not dirty tricks and pandering.

[laksa]

Since you work for Obama, you have the source. So, help put this great article in the local paper or something. We all need to help him win Indiana and put this whole sorry business of a primary to bed. It is not doing the party any good. While you are at it, tell Obama to put McCain Iraq for oil message into his speech. Thanks

[Desiderata]

The reason Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States of America.

This is "The Best Video Ever!": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8lvc-azCXY

[colbyb25]

Great video...not going to change any votes...but definitely enjoyable!

Obama 08!

[fyi08]

That's hilarious and so creative!

[rsg5354]

AWESOME VIDEO

[longislandlol]

Hope and pray the Hoosiers and North Carolinians don't buy that gas talk of Hill's-- it needs to be systematically explained that the elimination of jobs will be at stake--

[gigi09]

Nice piece, Mike! Obama 08!

[omaro]

I wish everyone in Indiana would read this. Lovely!

[LeeinJax]

TERRIFIC article, Mike! This is really spot on!

Just sent this to my friends in Indiana and asked them to forward, too. They will definitely get a kick out of it!

Woo Hoo! We're rooting you on to help us knock this thing out, Indiana!!!

Thanks again, Mike.