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Mike Diamond
Mike Diamond is a writer, hand model, and television personality based in New York City. Born in the bathroom of the Crisco Disco in 1976, Mike is two inches taller than he appears on television, and has no gag reflex. Follow Mike on twitter @MikeDiamondXYZ, and on Facebook at His website is

Entries by Mike Diamond

Madonna Starts Twitter War With James Franco's Cock!

(0) Comments | Posted May 24, 2014 | 1:17 AM

Ha ha, made ya look!

I worked tirelessly for about six seconds to come up with a headline that would grab the most attention from the Gay Voices readership. Visit any gay blog or website, and the most popular posts always seem to focus on two things: sex and divas....

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Spring Queening!

(0) Comments | Posted April 12, 2014 | 8:57 PM

Ah, springtime, the season of pansies!

After a long, cold, dark winter, spring is finally arriving. Mother Gaia warms, the birds chirp and I begin to panic about love handles. (I tried Adderall to lose weight, but that just made me eat more food, faster). I know springtime is here...

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23 Things Every Gay Man Should Do Before He Drops Dead

(76) Comments | Posted November 13, 2013 | 9:10 PM

The website Queerty recently published a photo essay called "40 Things Every Gay Man Should Do Before Turning 40." This is the latest in a line of such projects, including the bestselling book 1,000 Places to See Before You Die and the less-well-known pamphlet 600 Roadkill Recipes to...

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Sleeping With the Frenemy

(0) Comments | Posted October 3, 2013 | 11:38 AM

I am a total insomniac, which doesn't surprise me at all, because even during my waking daylight hours, I am not a relaxed person. I am extremely affected by my environment; if there's cheap cologne within a five-mile radius, I will smell it, and if there's a screeching Jesus freak...

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The Begonia Monologues

(1) Comments | Posted September 20, 2013 | 4:19 PM

My name is Michael, and I am a plantaholic.

It is now autumn, and time for me to face my addiction -- I have way too many plants. I've got to nip this in the bud (yowza!). Isn't that the first step in recovery, admitting that you have a problem?...

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You Slept With My Stalker?

(9) Comments | Posted August 13, 2013 | 2:43 PM

There just aren't enough men to go around. You wanna talk about slim pickings? I look around and think to myself, "I'm the butch one?" Oh, honey, scary times indeed. In a more perfect world, perhaps everyone would be happily partnered, assured of always having a "better half," like the...

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Blob and Weave

(11) Comments | Posted July 29, 2013 | 2:28 PM

Men and body issues: Lately, there's been an increase of buzz on this topic. I can totally relate: Some people count sheep to fall into slumber, but I count cosmetic surgery procedures that I would like to have. (Top of the list: lipo! As this is well beyond my finances,...

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Bray Away the Gay

(52) Comments | Posted July 22, 2013 | 8:53 PM

I've reached a conclusion: I'm not gay.

Oh, don't misunderstand me. I am definitely homosexual, 100-percent. Honey, I loves me some big, juicy mens. I just don't have the trappings to be a 21st-century gay. I am what I think of as "post-gay."

In many ways I am a stereotypical...

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