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Posted: August 23, 2010 04:40 PM

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I love eggs. Chicken eggs, specifically. Sunny side up, scrambled, soft-boiled or poached, these high protein, low fat, perfectly-packaged ovals of bliss are the epitome of the typical American breakfast. What a culinary miracle they are! Without eggs and their amazing properties of stabilization and emulsification, there would be no chocolate chip cookies, no birthday cake, no ice cream, no hollandaise sauce, no chewy macaroons, no fruit-filled pavlova, no souffles, no lemon meringue pie, no crepes, custards or cream puffs! Our diet would be pretty sad without these perky little delicacies.

Imagine a summer picnic without deviled eggs or ice cream? Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie? Easter without the joyous hunt of these rainbow-hued reminders of the advent of Spring?

Sadly, the shameful disturbing and dangerous manner in which these treasures come into being belies their snow-white, speckled, or cocoa-brown perfection. The hard-boiled truths is that our Big Corporate Farms treat breeding hens worse than Cheney treats Muslim detainees. The recent salmonella outbreak in eggs has the industry scrambling to explain the mass contamination. But the question shouldn't be how did this outbreak occur, but instead how is it that it didn't happen sooner?

According to this watchdog group, EggIndustry.com, the vast majority of hens bred in American's rotten egg farms are squeezed into battery cages so tight they cannot flap their wings, nest, perch, bathe, or perform any natural behavior other than egg production. Their excrement piles up on the floor inches below their feet. While still chicks, their beaks are blunted on a metal wheel, or chopped off entirely to prevent them from pecking each other to pieces out of panic and frustration. Some chicks are kept for breeding, and often unwanted male chicks are ground up alive. ( Just when you thought there was nothing more disturbing than watching perky Sarah Palin give a presser while a live turkey was shoved head first into a tunnel-shaped decapitating machine.)

Life for a factory hen is not what it's cracked up to be. She can barely move and this lack of exercise leads to weakened bones. As a result, she's forced to suffer through multiple bone breaks and untreated wounds. She's fed massive doses of antibiotics to keep most of the diseases that are a natural result of the birds' hideous living conditions at bay. It's a guarded secret how much of this antibiotic is transmitted to her eggs, and to our western omelets, not to mention all the goodies I mentioned above.

Think about it: between the hormones and antibiotics fed our farm-raised beef cattle, pigs, dairy cows, and farmed fish, it's no wonder the age of puberty keeps decreasing while antibiotic-resistant disease is increasing. The endocrine systems of our developing children are being altered, and our immune systems compromised strictly for the sake of . . . corporate profit. But I digress. Back to the chickens.

Every other Western nation has long abandoned the torturous cruelty of battery cages for farm hens in favor of more humane husbandry methods. And those eggs are actually cheaper to the consumer. But this is America, and corporate greed, corporate profits, will always trump public safety and welfare, or any concern whatsoever for the animals that suffer and die to satisfy our hunger.

According to Trent Loos, a flack for a pro-agribusiness, pro-corporate PR front group Faces of Agriculture, "A hen in a cage is actually not that much different from a traveler in a hotel with room service." Wow. Who would have guessed?

Room service, he says. Uh-huh. Makes you want to become a lacto-ovo vegetarian. Then push ol' Trent Loss' teeth into that metal beak-grinder while pelting him with rotten eggs. Doesn't it . . . ?


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01:27 AM on 08/29/2010
Battery cages need to go. Laying hens suffer every moment of their short lives. Hens in battery cages are unable to engage in their natural, instinctive behaviors including: breathing fresh air; scratching and pecking; dust baths; sun baths; keeping their feathers clean; and finding a cozy, hidden spot to lay an egg. All they are able to do is stand wedged into a cramped cage with several other filthy, pathetic hens in a stinking building; eat tasteless food; crap on the hens below them; and lay eggs right where they stand.

Why are we OK with this? I'm glad this gigantic egg recall is raising awareness of this situation!!
10:28 PM on 08/26/2010
As usual, an article full have half truths and out right lies. Chickens, even free range chickens, will peck each other to death at times. Especially if one is injured. You can't remove a chicken's beak, or they will die. De-beaking only takes the very sharp tip off the beak, so they can still eat and drink, but the sharp point can't be used to peck other chickens. I have lived on a farm my entire life, and used to raise chickens. I do know what I'm talking about, unlike the sources used in this story.
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01:22 AM on 08/29/2010
With all due respect, free range chickens will NOT peck each other to death. Pecking to death is a symptom of overcrowding. Debeaking is completely unnecessary when chickens have enough space.
04:02 PM on 08/26/2010
nowhere in all this discussion of factory farming have I heard mention of the increasing human population that makes them almost necessary. okay, they are certainly extreme, but that kind of economies-of-scale is needed, there is not enough land to have the required number of chickens or cattle or hogs free-roaming for our food supply.

raised vegetarian, don't eat commercial chicken or fast food, but do love eggs, so watcha gonna do? lucky for me, living in the country, will have my own chickens by next year.
02:14 PM on 08/27/2010
Yes! Do it! We've been doing backyard chickens for almost 10 years now and we love it. They are easy to care for once you are set up and my kids have a blast caring for them. The kids are learning a lot, too. I will warn you though. After eating "real" eggs for a while, you will find it hard to eat those crappy, mass-produced store bought "eggs" again.
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01:27 AM on 08/26/2010
Great article Mike. As usual, no one is left wondering what you mean! Love your show as well.
11:56 PM on 08/25/2010
It's enough to make you swear off eggs altogether. Vegetarianism IS starting to look good. They don't abuse broccoli, do they?

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01:48 PM on 08/27/2010
How about just buying eggs from reputable sources that don't keep their hens in battery cages? There's plenty out there-eggs and dairy are among the most widly distributed foods that don't come from abused animals.
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11:07 PM on 08/25/2010
"And those eggs are actually cheaper to the consumer." Although there was a huge drop in the price of European eggs over the last 12 months according to the Internet they are still higher than those in the US.
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01:48 PM on 08/27/2010
Is that adjusted for cost of living differences?
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12:47 AM on 08/29/2010
Could they be relatively cheaper and yet be more expensive, possibly. Or on the day he wrote he might have found cheaper eggs some places in Europe and have been correct.