1. Open your Internet browser and go straight to Google. Anyone experienced in online piracy knows that a search engine is your best friend, as pilfered digital material can be tucked away in unexpected places.
2. Type in "newsstand + [your zip code]." Basically, you're looking for a server or "mirror" that...

Hippocrates
In short, the spread of this abhorrent condition can in no way be attributed to deities, and I am content to put that matter to rest forever.

Some Monk
Whan that drad maladye of rickrollyng, delivered to us by Our Lord and Savior as portente...

It's funny. As a mescaline-addled teenager, you can't imagine being the sort of grown-up who stops tripping. It just doesn't seem plausible. But today, I finally gave into peer pressure, stepped out of my comfort zone and did something rather bold: I skipped my daily dose of LSD-25. And I've...

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Each year, best-of lists pass over countless hypotheticals in favor of people, events and things that actually happened. Which is so uncool and maybe even grounds for a lawsuit in which parallel reality wins a staggering sum that I can easily steal, because who from the universe of never-shall is...

You may have missed your chance to see the fabled snows of Kilimanjaro, or any anonymous snows for that matter, but there are plenty of natural wonders yet to shift loose this mortal planet forever, and you'll want to experience them before the big switch to OxySim™ breathpaks makes traveling...