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Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Posted April 20, 2009 | 02:07 PM (EST)

The 4/20 Quiz


Pot


Are You High Enough?

1) "420" is police code for: *
Homicide
Malicious mischief
Some hippies that would be fun to beat on
2) A gravity bong: *
Is an urban legend
Can be assembled from scratch by your dad, no matter how much he denies it
Resolved the war of 1812
3) 4/20 is the day on which: *
Albert Hoffman first synthesized LSD
You took a personal day and went to Six Flags because why not
Campus security does a random fire drill in every dorm
4) Anyone who uses the phrase "let's blaze this spliff" is: *
Wearing a wire
Unfamiliar with HBO's "The Wire"
To be shunned
5) Around 4:20 pm, pot smokers do not: *
Smile wistfully at their cubicle desks while continuing to be productive members of society
Check in with their terrorist masters via text message
Sign a Congressional bill into law
6) Medical cannabis should be denied to people in pain because: *
They always hog the joint
God's sadistic games should play out as He intended
Most cancer victims are faking
7) 420 is the number of chemicals in: *
Marijuana
Cigarettes
Doritos Collisionsâ„¢

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10:25 PM on 04/22/2009
I thought that was high-larious!
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JerryMerry
02:18 AM on 04/22/2009
I'm a marijuana addict. I smoked my first joint in 1959, that's 50 yrs ago. It came from Cuba before Castro. Since then I have smoked pot all over the world and in some places hashish. To this day, the only thing stronger than cannabis in which I indulge is a martini. This entire argument is ridiculous.
08:08 AM on 04/21/2009
Legal pot would be great but we would also have to repeal legislation that gives the authority to the DEA to license the cultivation of industrial hemp. They have never issued a license even though they could. Check with N. Dakota farmers who have filed suit.

We have to get rid of this administrative override to get to planting hemp again. We could take acreage in the Soil Bank as well as a small portion of the 500 million unplanted acres and eliminate oil imports and other hemp product imports creating millions of jobs for Americans. The EC, Canada, Russia and Latin American countries are already well ahead of us in this revival of industrial hemp cultivation. The EC provides subsidies to its farmers, the Canadian have a special facility for lending to the industry to assist it in the buildup of hemp exports since demand from American consumers has increased significantly during the past three years.

Why should our farmers be penalized by the DEA's irrational policies and practices related to industrial hemp?

if we could eliminate these constraints we could take a huge step toward energy independence since an acre of industrial hemp produces 300-500 gallons of gasoline. Also, an acre of hemp produces four times the amount of paper produced from an acre of trees. Hemp can replace anyone of over 20,000 products now produced by petroleum or synthetic processes.

Pls read jack Herer's, "The Emperor Wears No Clothes"
12:57 PM on 04/21/2009
Another Great Book
"Marijuana Myths; Marijuana facts"
http://www.drugpolicy.org/library/bookstore/mmmf.cfm
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Nicon
10:29 PM on 04/20/2009
what a crap quiz on such a nice day.
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exile
04:05 PM on 04/20/2009
after watching alaska's best and dim... errr, brightest for the last 11 or 12 months in the "national" media spotlight i got me 1 thing to add...

is everybody in alaska growin and freakin smokin out there in da wild ??
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08:24 PM on 04/20/2009
There wouldn't be so many freakin' republicans up there if there were
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Tyler-Durden
leading a revolution of one
03:55 PM on 04/20/2009
maybe i should have waited another 25 mins to take this test
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Tyler-Durden
leading a revolution of one
03:53 PM on 04/20/2009
hey! why can't i select an answer, dude??? these radio buttons are defective, brau!! LOL

the only really funny one is #6 but i appreciate the effort
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Watersisland
Broadcasting from somewhere in the Caribbean
02:38 AM on 04/21/2009
You're not suppose to use your mouse. You have to use a #2pencil.
03:11 PM on 04/20/2009
Steven Stills, " 4 and 20" , album, "Crosby Stills and Nash", 1969.
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AGarcia
02:53 PM on 04/20/2009
"The Wire" is awesome bro!... what were we talking about?
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radmul
02:31 PM on 04/20/2009
Sorry dude 187 is the homicide code. Don't you go to the movies?
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02:38 PM on 04/20/2009
I know the first question doesn't have the correct answer.
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Dynamohum
03:19 PM on 04/20/2009
That is the point. SARCASM
03:18 PM on 04/20/2009
The beatdown answer still seems the most likely to be correct.