The Fringe is well and truly underway now, and I've only posted one measly entry in the Fringe Diaries series. (The last thing I wrote, an open letter to the man playing bagpipes nonstop outside my window was apparently not "diary" enough, and was placed in the comedy...

Dear Sir,

At least, I presume you are a sir. Maybe this is sexist of me, but I don't think I've ever seen a female bagpipe player. If you're a woman, I'm sorry, you're probably doing great things for women in a male-dominated field, but I'm still mad and gender...

I don't want to brag, but I am incredible at packing suitcases. "But Monica," you are saying aloud to no one in particular, "that's not bragging. In no way is packing a suitcase a marketable or even covetable skill! My mum is also quite good at packing suitcases. Do you...