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Nancy L. Cohen

Nancy L. Cohen

Posted: March 30, 2010 04:02 PM

The Census: Reality-Based Community v. Party of Palin

What's Your Reaction:

Would you like to strike a blow, nonviolently of course, at the Party of Palin, the Tea Party, and Thomas Jefferson deniers? Then send in your Census Form on April 1. It's the most important political action you can take this year.

Monochromatic Tea Partiers and their demagogic leaders can carry on all they want about their country and real Americans. The Census tells otherwise.

Let's take their rhetoric at face value. Are the only real Americans white and Christian? Are the only normal Americans heterosexual and married with children? Not according to the 2000 census and related surveys. The nation is simply too diverse for such claims to stand. In 2000, the foreign-born made up 11% of the population. The non-white population was increasing at a rate such that by midcentury, whites will make up a minority of the population. The nuclear family, which in Mad Men days accounted for almost half of all households, survived in less than one quarter of of all households. At least 10 million men and women and 1.5 million lesbians and gays lived together as unmarried partners. Half of all marriages ended in divorce, one-quarter of all children were being raised by a single parent, and an uncounted number were being raised in post-divorce blended families. The fastest growing 'religious' group was those with no religious affiliation. (For geeks like me, you can plunge into this yourself here.)

The Census shows us who we really are. It offers us some hard truth about our past, as well as a portrait of the diverse and promising people Americans have become. There's a reason Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann said her family would not fill out the Census. She didn't want the truth to out. (For the record, she backed down.) Without an accurate, objective census, our history books would be fictional accounts of an imagined past -- just as the fundamentalist Texas school board has ordered.

There are few more powerful frames in politics than that of being a true American. If you want your own unique identity to be counted in politics and acknowledged in the history books, fill out your form and send it in. It's your patriotic duty.


*If you haven't received your form by April 1, call the Census Bureau at 1-866-872-6868.

 
 
 
 
 
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01:02 PM on 03/31/2010
The only question legitimately constitutional is "How many people live here?"
That's the one you have to answer.
The rest is demographics used for multiple purposes.
But the value of it depends on its accuracy
and the accuracy depends on who's doing the counting.
This is a govt bureaucracy, spends like drunken sailor, counts like one too.
Not propitious beginning. Census bags all over the road I live on.
Will second through seventh homes be counted as people living there when nobody does?
Will that skew the results?
Sure looks that way. (And skew will be toward those with all those extra houses.)
alto2
illegitimi non carborundum
07:56 PM on 03/30/2010
If you just want to be left alone, then find a country where the government neither knows nor cares what happens to you, except that you pay whatever taxes it levies. The census helps governments to know where highways need to be built, just for starters. But I guess if you want to be left alone, you don't need roads. Okay, point taken.
06:33 PM on 03/30/2010
I don't want my identity counted and I don't want to be in a history book. I want to be left the hell alone and that's it.
06:56 PM on 03/30/2010
Then maybe you should move to a country which doesn't have a constitutionally-mandated census?
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StephenDedalus82
06:58 PM on 03/30/2010
So move to a territory not maintained and protected by the US government. You want to be left alone, but you want to receive all the benefits of civilization. You want a free lunch.

Not filling out the census (mandated by your beloved constitution) is not only against the law but stupid. Do you want less representation in your government? If so, how can you whine about what it does to you?
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08:41 PM on 03/30/2010
If the mechanic is anything like me, and from his post I judge he is. He is not really interested in a free lunch. I think that happens more on the liberal side of the aisle. So fill out your forms and mail them in on time, and maybe the government will throw a few more crumbs your way.
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EbonBear
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08:59 PM on 03/30/2010
Fanned and well said, sir.
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Libby123
Where are we going? Why are we in this handbasket?
04:44 PM on 03/30/2010
Show Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann and all their little monochromatic followers that they are wrong. Fill out the Census form and mail the thing in. If you're concerned about privacy, look at the form here:
http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php
and you will see that you give out more personal information when you swipe a discount card at the grocery store.
If you're concerned about the expense that the government is going to in order to do this, remember that the decennial census is mandated by the Constitution. It is MUCH LESS expensive and intrusive to fill out the form than it is to pay thousands of Census workers to be hired to visit your home and all the households to which a form was mailed and from which no response was received.. We get paid by the hour and the longer you obstruct, the more time we spend trying to get the form filled out.
09:48 AM on 03/31/2010
Good point. People will be counted, regardless. Their way just spends more tax dollars.
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okim5150
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10:23 AM on 03/31/2010
Fanned and good point. The folks that are complaining about government intrusion are inviting more, right to their house and spending their tax dollars to do it.
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Libby123
Where are we going? Why are we in this handbasket?
09:44 PM on 03/31/2010
Fanned right back atcha! Thanks. I'm always amazed how people who like to say how much they hate the government and everything it does are so quick to cry when the government has suddenly stopped doing things for them. They will kvetch and cry when their police forces have to lay off or freeze hiring. They'll moan and groan when a pothole on the interstate highway they drive on blows a tire on their car. Heck, they'd probably file suit to have the federal government buy them a wheel alignment! They'll write down all the same information that the Census asks of them on a slip to enter a sweepstakes. But they can't see the fallacy in their argument.
((((sigh)))) It's exhausting...