Hey everybody, did you hear the news? The whole Obama Birther conspiracy has been resolved! Actually, it was put to rest many, many years ago, but the issue reached a new level of resolution on Good Morning America, when George Stephanopoulos brandished Obama's Certificate Of Live Birth at Michele Bachmann, to which the congresswoman replied, "Well, then that should settle it." The whole interview sounds just like Frost/Nixon -- if the only thing at stake were getting a politician to demonstrate the minimum amount of rational thought possible.
Reporters continue to ask Marco Rubio about "'rumors' that he's considering running for president in 2012". And who is spreading these rumors? Why, other reporters of course.