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A Message To The Few Voters Somehow Older Than John McCain

236.com | 23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Max Silvestre gives some much needed advice to the few voters who may be a little bit nervous about that "youngin" John McCain getting elected this ye...

David Paterson: Who Is He?

236.com | 23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

New York governor Eliot Spitzer has finally resigned because he put his peepee in some hos, and the state's Lieutenant Governor, David A. Paterson, is...

Bear Sterns Is Worth Less Than Your Sister's White-Trash Husband

236.com | 23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

JP Morgan Chase & Co has agreed to buy Bear Stearns (BSC) for the bargain price of two dollars per share. Just last April, BSC shares were selling at ...

"Does Clinton's Press Team Think Of Obama As Black?"

236.com | 23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

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Thought Process Flowchart: Ralph Nader

236.com | 23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Ralph Nader stole some thunder from Oscar on Sunday by announcing on "Meet the Press" that's he's making his third attempt at capturing the White Hous...

Eugene Mirman: Scientologist

236.com: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

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SwiftKids: Hillary's Lies

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

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The Outsiders: Stay Gold, Candidates

236.com: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Washington, D.C., is our nation's capital. It's where our presidents live, work and cover up scandals. But it seems to only way to win the New Hampshi...

Iowa's Over: Next Stop, The Jugular

23/6: New You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

Post-Iowa, the Obama, Edwards and Clinton campaigns are sharpening their knives against one another, while Republicans are still wondering what the he...

The Best Of The Fairly Middling

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

Every December, a year's worth of hype surrounding hit songs, bestsellers and blockbuster films culminates in a glut of magazine-ready lists naming th...

Dickipedia: Santa Claus

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

Santa Claus (also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, and Santa) is a historical, legendary and mythical figure and a dick. In W...

Campaign Ad Review: Mike Huckabee's "What Really Matters"

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

The latest ad from Mike Huckabee attempts to solidify the former Arkansas governor's Christian bona fides. Coming on the heels of a New York Times mag...

World's Worst PR Guy Spins For Roger Clemens

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

Former Sen. George Mitchell's report on steroid use in Major League Baseball pegged 89 players for using a variety of performance-enhancing substances...

Judge Rules Bush Gets Privacy Back Jan 20, 2009

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

A federal judge ruled on Monday that White House log books are public records. The decision is considered a blow to the Bush administration, which is ...

Lieberman On Board McCain's Sinking Ship

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

John McCain doesn't just have momentum. Now he has Joementum, with the endorsement today by Joe Lieberman. How do the two differ? Momentum, in politic...

Teenager Calls Bush On His Private Line, Continues To Never Call His Grandmother

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

A 16-year-old high school student from Iceland is claiming to have called President Bush on his personal phone line recently. Using information he gle...

CIA Deletes Your Season Pass To Its Interrogations

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

In 2005, the CIA destroyed at least two videotapes documenting the interrogation of two al-Qaeda operatives, just as Congress was looking into the age...

Pre-Blogging The Republican Debate: A 23/6 Exclusive

23/6 | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Breathless with anticipation for tonight's debate? We are too. The debates are so informative, so unique, so important to our political process, that...

Rudy's Holiday Sale: 70% Reduction In Truthfulness On All Claims

23/6 News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

While giving speeches on the campaign trail, answering debate questions, or just about any time he opens his mouth, presidential candidate Rudy Giulia...

Mitt Romney: "Just Perfect Enough"

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

In a presidential campaign that includes admitted adulterers, drug users and television actors, Mitt Romney oddly stands out as a seemingly perfect '5...

Kucinich Wants To Hook Up With Ron Paul

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Ohio congressman and Democratic presidential longshot Dennis Kucinich told supporters over the weekend that he's thinking about wild-card GOP hopeful ...

FAQ: Mideast Peace Talks

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Although President George W. Bush's administration has relegated the Palestinian-Israeli conflict to the back burner as of late, nothing better define...

Army's New $2.6 Billion Helicopter Can't Fly In "Bathing Suit Weather"

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

The Army has discovered that its new UH-72A Lakota helicopter, designed for search-and-rescue and disaster relief, has a fatal flaw: It can't fly in h...

The World Through Bush-Colored Glasses

236.com | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Sometimes when you disagree with someone, you just need to take a step back and see the situation from his perspective. Maybe the Iraq quagmire isn't ...

Closed Captioning For Conservatives: Hillary Clinton

23/6: News You Can Misuse | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

For die-hard right wingers who want to know more about last week's Democratic debate in Las Vegas, but can't stomach all the bleeding-heart, tax-raisi...