First, I have to take my pills: one for blood pressure, fish oil that makes me burp like a mackerel-eating porpoise, and my chromium. It helps stabilize my blood sugar so I don't get diabetes. Great. Then I go pee.
Remember when your mother told you to stop feeding certain animals because they will multiply? Well, someone has continually been feeding ideas to the folks at Apricorn and they have given birth to yet another great product.
A senior State Department official recently reassured lawmakers that the U.S. embassy in the capital of war-torn Afghanistan is well protected. But, in reality, the pudding he described contains no such proof.