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U.S. Kills Al-Qaeda's Number 3 for Nine Thousandth Time

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

The U.S. confirmed today that it has killed al-Qaeda's number three for the nine thousandth time, setting a new world's record for killing the number three man in a terrorist organization.

U.S. Officials: Al Qaeda No. 3 Killed

AP | KIMBERLY DOZIER | Posted 05.25.2011 | World

WASHINGTON — In what could be one of the hardest blows to al-Qaida since the U.S. campaign against the terrorist organization began, the group's...