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Just Me or Everyone?

Alison Rosen | Posted 04.21.2014 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

It was a familiar thought -- the same one I had every time I was out walking and heard a fire engine's siren. Then I wondered if I was the only one who had this thought.

Tropical Attire Encouraged

Alison Rosen | Posted 08.11.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

Who are these people longing for a chance to take it all off? It's currently summer in Los Angeles. How many more pieces can be removed before we're just naked?

Blame the Car

Alison Rosen | Posted 08.06.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

I'm normally a cautious driver, but suddenly I was doing 90, darting in and out of traffic, honking impatiently at blue hairs and, most troubling, smiling smugly at my fellow sports car driving motorists.

The Highway Is Trying to Kill Me

Alison Rosen | Posted 07.30.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

It sounds preposterous, but 100 percent of the time we've driven to Santa Barbara we've had to either swerve to avoid an accident or gotten into one.

My Imaginary Cape Friends

Alison Rosen | Posted 07.21.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

I still hold out hope that one day I'll wake up a completely different person -- one who prefers Capri pants to sweats and who summers at a beachfront cottage on some sort of cape with several other witty and charming couples.

The Impossible Shower

Alison Rosen | Posted 07.16.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

Imagine taking a cotton ball and stretching it out until it was kind of flat and rectangular and then imagine if it were black and giant and protruding from the back of my head. That's what my hair looked like. And it took me hours to achieve that look.

It's Getting Hot, So I'm Moving to Antarctica

Alison Rosen | Posted 07.07.2013 | Comedy
Alison Rosen

The appropriate reaction to mercury rising is dread and anxiety. The weather is not your friend, or if it is, it's that friend that "accidentally" tells everyone your most unflattering secrets. In this case: flabby arms.