Let us get one thing straight: Intent does not matter in MLB obstruction. In the first ever playoff game in MLB history to be decided by obstruction, the umpires actually got the call correct. The Boston Red Sox complained after their 5-4 loss, but the truth was they deserved to lose Game 3.
Craig already is a superior bench guy and has the potential to be an above-average MLB regular. Yet, in a move of inexplicable weirdness, he has chosen to write a Twitter feed from the perspective of his imaginary pet tortoise, Torty.