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Americas Next Top Model Recap

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Death Becums Her

Nick Antonelli | Posted 01.17.2013 | TV
Nick Antonelli

If you are currently reading this, then I believe congratulations are in order! Yes, pat yourself on your assumedly emaciated back -- you deserve it for having survived the most boring cycle of America's Next Top Model ever!

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: I'd Rather Be Riding

Nick Antonelli | Posted 01.23.2014 | TV
Nick Antonelli

I don't know what kind of maltreatment has been going down in the America's Next Top Model house this time around, but everyone looks severely wounded and desperate to escape.

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Don't Go Chasin' Waterfalls

Nick Antonelli | Posted 01.23.2014 | TV
Nick Antonelli

In the 10th installment of America's Next Top Model: College Edition, the model-hopefuls continue their Jamaican education by meeting Bob Marley's least-known progeny, slip-sliding down waterfalls, and confronting Tyra Banks' greatest fear (spoiler: it's dolphins).

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Dutty Wine

Nick Antonelli | Posted 12.27.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

I assume your nails are bloody stubs after last week's ANTM cliffhanger left you in suspense - following Brittany's vote-off, Tyra announced that the "moment of truth" had arrived.

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Crack, Cholas, and Cattiness

Nick Antonelli | Posted 10.20.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

Hello all, and welcome! Before I get down to recapping this week’s eventless go-sees and subsequent waste of a good prison rental space, I’d like...

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Trash Talk

Nick Antonelli | Posted 12.06.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

Have you ever licked soda off of a dirty floor? Or referred to your eating disorder as a "stress relief?" How about dry-heaving into a toilet while a stranger takes pictures? If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then you have something in common with the contestants from this week's episode of "America's Next Top Model." If you answered yes to all of the questions, then you are my trashy twin and should maybe curb your drinking habits. But yes, after weeks of aimless creative fumbling, the "ANTM" machine has reverted to its delicious comfort zone: we're talking dumpster-diving, shade-tossing, anorexia-centric TV gold, and its crassness could not have come soon enough.

'ANTM' Recap: Booties In Gear

Nick Antonelli | Posted 10.01.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

The ladies will be participating in a steampunk photo shoot! Laura, probably reading from a script, describes the genre as "Victorian style with 19th-century mechanics," but the most important thing about this concept is that MIKE RUIZ is shooting it!

'ANTM' Recap: Cheer And Present Danger

Nick Antonelli | Posted 11.24.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

Cheerleading, tears, and a melodramatic finale -- no, this isn't "Bring It On 3: All Or Nothing," it's the latest installment of "America's Next Top Model!"

'ANTM' Recap: Dead Posers Society

Nick Antonelli | Posted 11.15.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

This week's episode of America's Next Top Model ran the gamut in terms of genre, throwing us everything from mean girls to Tyler Perry to zombies. There's something for everyone!

'America's Next Top Model' Recap: Meet Tyra's Co-Eds

Nick Antonelli | Posted 08.27.2012 | TV
Nick Antonelli

My understanding of the models and their attributes is still very shallow, but the "ANTM" editing process is nothing if not transparent, so excuse me as I pass judgment on these girls and speculate on their assorted fates.