The other day a coworker asked me for my lunch order. At that point my stomach was already beating me to death, and I was ready to trade my firstborn child for a ham sandwich. I asked him where we were ordering from, and he said, "Chick-fil-A. Mmmmm!" I was torn.
Being gay is exhausting nowadays. I need a break! I have decided to live one completely heterosexual day to shake off all the gay pressure that I have been under lately. Here is a blow-by-blow -- oops, wrong expression! Here is a log of my day of ardent heterosexuality.
Despite the continued trending conversations about Chick-fil-A, plenty of other well-known brands continue to identify LGBTQ people as second-class citizens. While we can't prevent the expression of beliefs or even homophobic actions, we can choose where to spend our dollars.