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I was born a Democrat. My father was a Democrat as was his father and my great-grandfather, too. I guess I never really questioned the values of the Democratic Party when I was a child. But I am announcing today that I have become a Republican.
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In a stunning development today, the community of global climate scientists announced that the problem of global warming is actually one of global cooling, overturning decades of previously accepted, peer-reviewed science.
During a press conference that stunned the world, a heretofore unknown delegation of folks culled from every nook and cranny of the globe announced that, from this moment forward, human beings would collectively embrace their 'better nature.'
You are enough just as you are. Dare to be vulnerable, and laugh at the tender and amusing moments we all share in this undulating dance of our humanity.
Clowns are an essential element of ritual in most places in the world. Their antics provide an over-the-top immorality, which, by negative example, serves to highlight and strengthen the integral values of society. The Hopi say that clowns show life the way it should not be.
My dad and his friends weren't the only ones spooked by the news; that weekend the tenor of the whole town changed. The fury from the prior night morphed into fear, and fear devolved into panic.
My mother, Betty Lou, loved April Fools' jokes. This may not seem like a big deal, except that she didn't really have a sense of humor. I don't mean that she wasn't funny or want to like jokes. Just that she didn't have a "sense" of them.
There are many, many ways to play the fool, and Scott and Zelda tried more than a few of them. In the early 1920s life was all fun and games for the world's best known flapper and her writer husband -- and being famous, it often seemed, was nothing more than a lark.
April Fools' affirms our sense of humanity and community. In overturning hierarchy and authority, April Fools' makes elders look childish and children seem cunning beyond their years; we are all equally foolish.
Strategy documents from an eminent consultancy circulating in the highest level of political circles around the President of the United States and the Governor of California have recently come into my possession.
According to an aide present at the weekend retreat, Rep. Paul Ryan brought a version of John Maynard Keynes treatise, The General Theory... as a joke. "He thought he'd crack Eric and John up, but a funny thing happened when they started flipping through the book," the aide said.
It's been hard to keep this one under wraps but I'm about to embark on an exciting new chapter in my career and wanted to share it with my HuffPost family first and foremost before our official announcement tomorrow.
For a three-month period, every American will get a perfect credit score, and the federal government will guarantee all loans made as a result of this "score stimulus."
Sience fiction movies are all malarkey. Trust me, I've seen those movies, and I'm always like, 'Nice LOUD spaceships in the cosmic vacuum. Fail."
Below are a few of our favorite underwear pranks for this April Fool's Day. Some require you have intimate access to the underwear drawer of a roomie or loved one, and some you can pull off with just one special pair and whole lot of moxie.
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