Assholes

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David Vitter Thinks Rachel Maddow Doesn't Look Like A Woman

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.25.2011

Greg Sargent captures Louisiana Senator and prostitute enthusiast David Vitter in a moment of what passes for jocularity in the Vitterverse, on Rush R...

Fear & Intimidation: Tea Party's Newest Assault on Democracy

Mary Ann West | Posted 05.25.2011

Mary Ann West

Notified that there was an Anti-Immigrant/ Anti-Health Care Reform Tea Party protest scheduled to occur in front of US Congressman Christopher Murphy'...

Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.

Lieberman Vows to Fight for Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

While Lieberman's decision to align himself with the nation's a-holes could be a high-risk strategy, politically speaking, a new poll of likely Connecticut voters indicates that they are a key constituency for him.

Q&A: Bad Boy Author Tucker Max Makes a Movie and Survives, So Far

Brad Balfour | Posted 05.25.2011

Brad Balfour

Web phenomenon, book author and now film producer Tucker Max became an accidental Bad Boy through a combination of drink, smoke, willing women, too much testosterone and the Internet.

Lieberman Announces Formation of A**hole Party

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Sen. Lieberman added that "for years, a**holes in America have had no voice, and I want to be that whiny, nasal voice."

Bumper Stickers For Assholes

Carolita Johnson | Posted 05.25.2011

Carolita Johnson

Town Hall Organizers Put Out National Casting Call for Angry Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011

Andy Borowitz

Encouraged by their ability to disrupt town halls on health care, Republican organizers secured a Hollywood casting director to conduct a nationwide talent search for angry assholes.

Dennis C. Blair: Justifing Torture Never Sounded So Sweet

Jacob Dickerman | Posted 05.25.2011

Jacob Dickerman

Thank you, Dennis, for showing all of us who think that people should actually pay for their crimes against humanity that we just don't understand. You are truly a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.