David Vitter Thinks Rachel Maddow Doesn't Look Like A Woman
Greg Sargent captures Louisiana Senator and prostitute enthusiast David Vitter in a moment of what passes for jocularity in the Vitterverse, on Rush R...
Greg Sargent captures Louisiana Senator and prostitute enthusiast David Vitter in a moment of what passes for jocularity in the Vitterverse, on Rush R...
Mary Ann West | Posted 05.25.2011
Notified that there was an Anti-Immigrant/ Anti-Health Care Reform Tea Party protest scheduled to occur in front of US Congressman Christopher Murphy'...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011
Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011
While Lieberman's decision to align himself with the nation's a-holes could be a high-risk strategy, politically speaking, a new poll of likely Connecticut voters indicates that they are a key constituency for him.
Brad Balfour | Posted 05.25.2011
Web phenomenon, book author and now film producer Tucker Max became an accidental Bad Boy through a combination of drink, smoke, willing women, too much testosterone and the Internet.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011
Sen. Lieberman added that "for years, a**holes in America have had no voice, and I want to be that whiny, nasal voice."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011
Encouraged by their ability to disrupt town halls on health care, Republican organizers secured a Hollywood casting director to conduct a nationwide talent search for angry assholes.
Jacob Dickerman | Posted 05.25.2011
Thank you, Dennis, for showing all of us who think that people should actually pay for their crimes against humanity that we just don't understand. You are truly a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.25.2011