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How to Get Ousted From Hot Potato

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 09.15.2014 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Either way I never cared for Hot Potato. Hot Potato was billed as a game to increase eye-hand coordination and catching but you never heard people say, "Did you see Kendra catch and toss that Hot Potato seconds before Beauty School Drop Out came to a screeching halt? She's good that kid. Real good."

Despondent Sexting

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 01.25.2014 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Even in bed, I've never been much for talking. When I do I always regret it and spend days rehashing the whole stupid "I'm gonna step out of my comfort zone" experience. Plus, it's always inaudible so a clarification conversation ensues, complete with a guessing component.

Symptom Cross Examination

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 11.26.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Everybody Thinks Doctors Are So Smart: Disguised Conversational Questions to Test Your Doctor's Competency

Fry Larceny

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 10.27.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

It bugs me when people say "Can I steal a fry?" Order your own fattening shit.

When My Mother Calls Me Sweetheart

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 10.20.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

My mother thinks I know everything. As flattering as that sounds it's actually pretty humiliating and sometimes argument inducing.

Not a Lay in the Park Type of Girl

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 10.12.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

Sometimes it's the people that make me not like the park. But it's usually just the grass.

Size 6

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 10.07.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

I was a size 6 once. I vaguely remember the first time I got to carry my size 6 pants to the register, feeling weak and feeble hoping I had carrots at home.

Jimmy The Elevator Guy

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 07.09.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

She put me on hold for what I felt was an unreasonable amount of time, I'm pretty sure Jimmy wouldn't have liked it either. I hung up.

Affirmations Alert

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 05.13.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

My favorite affirmation regarding love is: "(Insert name) is deeply and passionately in love with me, as I am with him." I stick a bunch of different names in that one. Sometimes I leave off the "as I am with him." It just feels better.

Childish Dialogue

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 03.10.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

I always end up in the kids free area of the backyard near the grill and cooler, patting the dog and wondering why my friend's husband said I had a boob job.

Plus One

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 01.16.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

People think of me as a good wedding date. My guy friends see Plus One and they think "Kendra has nobody. She'll go."

How to Squash a Budding Relationship in 48 Hours or Less

Kendra Cunningham | Posted 03.04.2013 | Comedy
Kendra Cunningham

First, have your own specific expectations that you keep top secret. This is integral. You must have a preconceived notion of how the next 48 hours should go.