Rep. Morris, there are a heck of a lot of things in this world that we can consider a threat to America: terrorists, fast food chains, nuclear weapons, the list goes on. But the only thing radical about the Girl Scouts are their cookie prices.
With Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi out of the way, we thought we could at least enjoy spring training without fear. But thanks to the ever-vigilant wingnut industry, we have a whole new face of evil to keep us awake at night.
As soon as I heard these off-the-wall charges that the Girl Scouts "are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood" with First Lady Michelle Obama as their sergeant-in-arms, I went right out to stock up on Thin Mints, Samoas, and Do-si-dos.