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Scary Headlines About Cell Phone-Cancer Link Fail To Mention Rats

If you get your news from social media, the headline is especially important.
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OMG, Bagels Will Not Give You Cancer. Please Enjoy Your Bagel

Don't believe the hype.
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Why People Are Freaking Out About ‘Wood Pulp’ In Parmesan Cheese

#NotAllParm.
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Scientists Push Back Against A Viral Conspiracy Theory About Zika

It would be a shame if bad information led to more Zika virus infections.
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No, The Government Did Not Just Tell Women To Stop Drinking

It could use some help on press releases, though.
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Reminder: 'Blue Monday' Is Not A Real Thing -- But Depression Is

Just a friendly PSA.
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6 Questionable Health Trends We'd Like To Leave Behind In 2015

Goodbye and good riddance.
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Charlie Sheen's 'Outing' Shows How Badly We Treat People With HIV

This wasn't right.
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No, Champagne Won't Improve Your Memory (But These 7 Things Will)

PSA!
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Eating Cheese Isn't Even A Little Bit Like Smoking Crack Cocaine

You'll have to find another excuse for your fiendish cheese habit.
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