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GOP: Masters of Message

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

When it comes to taking credit for tilting the pre-election playing field so smoothly in their direction, the GOP is the very picture of modesty.

They Heard You Loud and Clear (Moreorless)

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Rick Horowitz

What the people said on Tuesday night completely squares with what I've been saying all along: "It's time to get rid of the designated-hitter rule."

Election Day? He's Fully Versifed (Or "How High the Loon?")

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Rick Horowitz

Their answers are simple, but governing's hard, And facts deserve more than their blithe disregard.

For Worried Dems, That Boxed-in Feeling

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

Rrrriinnng! Rrrriinnng! Rrrriin -- " -- whatever you can. We'll just have to figure -- yeah, hello." "Good morning, is this Mandate Movers?" "M...

A Major Miner Interruption

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

I'm angry. It's OK to be angry. In New York, there's a lot to be angry about, so why shouldn't I be angry? I say what's on my mind. If I offended anybody, I apologize. So here's my question: Why am I losing by 20 points?

For the GOP, a Certain Inconsistency

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

Taxes. They don't like 'em. (Who does?) They've never liked 'em. But this time around, they've found a new reason not to like 'em. They breed uncertainty. Or so the Republicans keep telling us.

Questions, Questions: Discuss Amongst Yourselves

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

If tainted eggs can spread salmonella, can tainted salmon spread eggstacy?

Midterm Candidates: Qualified? Who Cares?

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

You know, this is the first time I've ever tried to fly a plane, but I've got plenty of common-sense values, so those big thunderstorms up ahead shouldn't be any kind of problem.

Dems Seek Shelter From November's Storm

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Rick Horowitz

"You saw the numbers?" "Of course I saw the numbers." "Those are some awful numbers." "So are we talking bloodbath here?" "Bloodbath?" "Bloodbath. Bad. 'Speaker Boehner' bad. Fifty seats bad."

A Crescendo of Innuendo: Obama and the Muslim Myth

Rick Horowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Rick Horowitz

Mitch McConnell says he's never done anything wrong with mutton. I take him at his word, for Mitch McConnell is an honorable man.