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Chris Michael

Too Soon? Why No Joke Should Ever Be Off-Limits

Chris Michael | Posted 03.10.2015 | Comedy
Chris Michael

There's no such thing as "offensive" humor. Only a personal reaction to a concept or idea with a kernel of truth which some have made the conscious choice not to accept. Humor, on the other hand, doesn't care. Because humor cannot exist without truth.

Thousands Outraged After Facebook Imposes New 'Original Nose' Policy

Chris Michael | Posted 11.29.2014 | Comedy
Chris Michael

Thousands of vain Americans are outraged after Facebook announced its new "original nose" policy. Effective immediately, the social network giant will begin cracking down on profile photos of the cosmetically-enhanced.

Al Qaeda Struggles to Look Cool Next to Rockstar ISIS

Chris Michael | Posted 11.17.2014 | Comedy
Chris Michael

After dominating international headlines for more than a decade, al-Qaeda is struggling to remain relevant to a new generation of rosy-cheeked, fundamentalist jihadis smitten with ISIS.

Hobby Lobby to Improve Work Performance through Biblical Punishments

Chris Michael | Posted 09.04.2014 | Comedy
Chris Michael

Monday, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby that for-profit businesses with religious objections are no longer required to abide by the laws of an enlightened, first-world society. Emboldened by the decision, Hobby Lobby says it's eager to unleash even more religious freedom on its employees.

Supreme Court Rules to Bring Back Segregation in Favor of Corporations

Chris Michael | Posted 06.03.2014 | Comedy
Chris Michael

WASHINGTON -- On April Fool's day, the Supreme Court showed the country its complete lack of irony with a 5-4 decision to bring back the segregation laws of the pre-1950s.

Many Cities Considering Extending Popular Gay-Pride Parade to Include Gay People

Chris Michael | Posted 08.31.2013 | Comedy
Chris Michael

"The marcher turnout was so great this year, we couldn't fit everyone in," said Mayor Bloomberg. "Jeez, we had four car companies, eight banks, a new energy drink, six skin-care companies, two television networks, and eighteen people running for public office. It was incredible!"

The End Is Near

Chris Michael | Posted 02.20.2013 | Comedy
Chris Michael

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Apple's New iPhone 5 to Feature 'Schmiri,' the Yiddish Personal Assistant

Chris Michael | Posted 11.21.2012 | Comedy
Chris Michael

Apple has confirmed their new iPhone 5 will feature Schmiri, the Yiddish personal assistant, which the tech giant says is the result of better understanding natural speech.

Congress Renames SOPA, Hopes No One Will Notice

Chris Michael | Posted 06.06.2012 | Comedy
Chris Michael

In its latest attempt at controlling the internet, Congress has unveiled a fresh, new SOPA-like bill called CISPA, or the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.

Gingrich: "Second Place in 50 States Is Like Coming in First in 25"

Chris Michael | Posted 04.02.2012 | Comedy
Chris Michael

Mitt Romney may have won Florida, but the Gingrich campaign isn't letting trivialities like the popular vote distract them from the Republican nomination.

American Apparel Hoodie Sales Skyrocket as Occupy Wall Street Protests Spread Worldwide

Chris Michael | Posted 12.18.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

"I got black 'cause it's good at hiding food stains like turmeric. And the comfortable cotton-poly blend really comes in handy when the police start pepper-spraying us without provocation."

Gay Marriage

Chris Michael | Posted 09.20.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

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Palin Quits By Heart Audio Book After Second Chapter

Chris Michael | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

The publishing world was stunned today when Sarah Palin walked out of the recording studio in the midst of narrating the audio version of her latest book, America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag, after only the first two chapters.

Federal Eavesdropping Program to Take Over Arizona Immigration, Nation Relieved

Chris Michael | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

WASHINGTON--Arizona's controversial new immigration bill has come under serious fire this past week by requiring state law enforcement officials to st...

Arizona Immigration Bill Makes History by Ignoring It

Chris Michael | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

PHOENIX--Arizona passed the toughest immigration bill in the United States on Friday that many critics say is a slap in the face to over a century of ...

CBS Ensures Appropriateness for Super Bowl: Rejects Gay Ad, Accepts Christian Right Ad

Chris Michael | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

NEW YORK--Super Bowl Sunday, the most anticipated advertising event of the year, could prove to be the most-viewed Super Bowl ever this weekend, expec...