Contestant on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Or she could devote herself full-time to making Sarah Palin feel smart.
Daniel Kurtzman | Posted 05.25.2011
Regardless of the outcome of the 2010 elections, the Tea Party has already made history by spawning the craziest crop of political candidates America has ever seen.
Dean Trippe | Posted 05.25.2011
Robert Weller | Posted 05.25.2011
For Murkowski, "the gloves are off." Conventional wisdom has it that write-in campaigns are quixotic, but Murkowski made clear she was one woman who wasn't going to quit on Alaska.
Beth Armogida | Posted 05.25.2011
I would like to give you a two-finger salute for bringing to our attention that masturbation is a sin. It seems America is caught in a wicked hurricane and you're all alone paddling the pink canoe of morality.
Mike Lux | Posted 05.25.2011
Oddly enough, Jesus didn't say a single word against homosexuality or masturbation or abortion or birth control, although if you listened to some of our conservative friends, you would think he was obsessed with those topics.
Arianna Huffington | Posted 05.25.2011
This week, Meg Whitman, running for governor of California, broke the record for personal spending on a campaign -- so far, she's donated to herself $119 million. I wonder if she regrets not using the Buy It Now option on eBay -- she probably could have gotten her campaign for a lot less. In Delaware, Christine O'Donnell's upset victory was a big boost to the Tea Party movement, Sarah Palin's clout as an endorser, and comedy writers everywhere. Karl Rove wasn't happy, so O'Donnell has to be doing something right. But, with all the problems we're facing, I'm not sure masturbation is as big an issue for most Americans as it seems to be for O'Donnell. And with unemployment so high, there are a lot of people sitting at home with time on their hands, looking for no-cost entertainment. Budget hawks rejoice: self-pleasure is deficit neutral.
Posted 05.25.2011
Since Christine O'Donnell won Delaware's Republican senate primary, she's become more known for her stance on abstinence and masturbation than her pol...
Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 05.25.2011
With the help of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party, last night Christine O'Donnell won the Republican senate primary in Delaware against GOP favorite Mike...
Lee Camp | Posted 05.25.2011