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Christmas Jokes

19 Funny Christmas Tweets To Get You Through The Holiday

The Huffington Post | Christine Dalton | Posted 12.23.2014 | Comedy

"Christmas break is like going to visit your Facebook feed in person." Truer words have never been spoken. Between being forced to watch every ...

Christmas Jokes

Posted 12.25.2013 | Comedy

Christmas Day is finally here... better luck next year War on Christmas, if that even is your real name. And it wouldn't be complete without a rundown...

Holiday Gems From Milton Berle (JOKES)

Posted 12.27.2012 | Home

I made a terrible mistake last year. My wife made me swear I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. I bought my kid an educational toy to he...

Christmas Jokes

Posted 12.25.2012 | Comedy

Thanks to the doomsday predictors being wrong yet again, it's finally Christmas Day 2012! And it wouldn't be Christmas without a rundown of some of ou...

Bob Hope Decorates The Neighborhood (JOKE)

Posted 12.21.2012 | Home

"I wanted our street to have the prettiest decorations in the neighborhood, so I strung lit colored balls from house to house, all the way down the bl...

Is Santa Real? (VIDEO)

Scott Bateman | Posted 02.02.2013 | Comedy
Scott Bateman

For centuries, people have been asking if Santa Claus is real, or just an excuse for parents to go trample people the day after Thanksgiving. At least, the Disalmanacarian at has the surprising answer to this age-old question.

The Funniest Someecards For Christmas 2011

Posted 12.23.2011 | Comedy

Looks like it's that time of year again: the merciful moment you're finished reading all the long, self-congratulatory Christmas letters and accompany...

If Santa Was Jesus: The Passion of the Claus

James Napoli | Posted 02.15.2012 | Comedy
James Napoli

Gather round, children as I tell you a tale from a time long ago. A time before we lived in the perfect world you and I know today. The happy world we so enjoy, in which peace reigns on earth and no one wants more than they already have.