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Would Someone on This Train Please Tell Me I'm Hot?

Greg Schwem | Posted 02.18.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

It was time to assume the reading-while-commuting position, something foreign to me since I rarely read on subway cars and never while standing up.

Why Does Love Take No Prisoners?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.09.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Love takes no prisoners.

Why Does Love Knock on Doors?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.09.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Vote in Lester and Charlie's Annual Prediction Poll

Lester & Charlie | Posted 02.28.2015 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

For more years than we care to count, you readers have helped us bet on what the big news stories of the next year will be. Sometimes, to our astonishment, we get something right.

Santa's Been Hacked. Will Christmas Survive?

Greg Schwem | Posted 02.20.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Santa huddled with his legal team, the elves and Mrs. Claus wondering whether to bow to the group's demands. Cancel Christmas? Sure, the holiday had descended into a blur of Labor Day Christmas sales. But foregoing his yearly journey would mean disappointing millions of children.

Why Does Jesus Hate December 25th?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do We Decorate Dead Trees?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.10.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do Democrats Love Santa?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.09.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Everything I Know About Parenting I Learned at the Movies

Greg Schwem | Posted 02.10.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

I have never been a big fan of resorting to the Internet when it comes to parenting. Although words sometimes fail me when I'm confronting daughters w...

Why Does the Tea Party Hate Santa?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.07.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Don't You Believe In Santa?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.08.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Doesn't Santa Lose Weight?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.03.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Chris Rock Stopped Playing Colleges Because They're 'Too Conservative'

The Huffington Post | Tyler Kingkade | Posted 12.02.2014 | College

Comedian and actor Chris Rock told New York magazine he stopped playing colleges because they've gotten "way too conservative." Writer Frank Rich a...

Why Do We Eat Turkey At Thanksgiving?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 01.24.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Celebrate Your Divorce, Beverly Hills-Style!

Greg Schwem | Posted 01.13.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Annette Marie Westwood's unconventional healing methods have attracted the attention of reality television programmers including the Oxygen Network. While she listens to offers, she continues working with her, so far, all female clientele and searching for upscale LA venues that might want to host sendoffs for cheaters.

Why Do We Love Fall?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 01.08.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Because cold causes cuddles.

Why Is The World a Stage?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.27.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Are Dogs Man's Best Friend?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.23.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do We Have Creative Juices?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.10.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Are We So Afraid Of Gluten

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.01.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do We See Life Through Rose-Colored Glasses?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.19.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Maybe It's Time We Gave You an Apology

Lester & Charlie | Posted 11.19.2014 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Sensitivity be damned. Offending people may not work for everyone, but Urban Outfitters obviously feels it works for them -- surely they'll find more ways to offend. It's going to be hard to top a bloody Kent State sweatshirt, however.

Why Are We Slaves to Fashion?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.11.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Are We Getting Fatter And Fatter?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 10.28.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Is Modern Art So Expensive?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 10.28.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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