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We've Replaced Your Wife With Folgers Crystals

Lester & Charlie | Posted 08.28.2015 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Everything indicated that the American divorce rate would drop after the invention of Folgers Crystals. Research indicates, however, that in the early 1960s, when these commercials were introduced, divorce was at its lowest rate of the decade. Over the next ten years, the divorce rate doubled. Maybe the right coffee would have cooled down Donald Trump.

Why Is the Sun Getting Stronger and Stronger?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 08.28.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Ho Lee Fuk Deez Nuts - When Can News Be Trusted?

Lester & Charlie | Posted 08.24.2015 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

And does it really matter in the end? History -- particularly autobiography, where a lot of history comes from -- is often described by scholars as nothing more than distorted facts that are filtered through frail human memory to give meaning to the past. So maybe there is no "truth."

Why Is The Pen Mightier Than The Sword?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 08.17.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do We Love Butter?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 08.12.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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25 Things That We Need to Bring Back From the 1990s

Mark Brennan Rosenberg | Posted 08.07.2015 | Comedy
Mark Brennan Rosenberg

So while we are reliving the vida loca, here are a few other things that Americas should welcome back from the greatest decade to make this world a better place to live in. As if!

Cat Helps You Get Beach Body Ready

Leslie Goshko | Posted 08.05.2015 | Comedy
Leslie Goshko

Although I'm a gent who usually plays his cards close to his vest, I decided to help those less fortunate than me and share my top five beach body secrets. Are you ready? Are you ready to be drop-dead "oh my god, who IS that" gorgeous? Because with great power comes great responsibility.

Why Do Sharks Wear Suits?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.23.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Should We Fight For Our Ideas?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.22.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why should we fight for our ideas?

Donald Trump's Hair Announces Separate White House Run

Dan Miles | Posted 07.21.2015 | Comedy
Dan Miles

The latest opinion poll puts Trump's hair ten points ahead of its former noggin and five points ahead of Mr Bush.

Your Own 'Do It Yourself' Psychoanalysis Kit

Lester & Charlie | Posted 07.20.2015 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Everyone needs a break from Prilosec and Paxil these days. So here are a few of the funniest, most misguided, sexist, dangerous and just plain stupid mid-century PSAs to perk us all up.

Why Is the Iran Nuclear Deal Good News?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.20.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Should We Never Fear Fear?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.10.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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An Almost Deadhead Demands One More Show

Greg Schwem | Posted 07.08.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Phil Lesh and Bob Weir, stop unpacking. Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzmann, put your instruments back on the truck. Cease counting the millions you made from your supposedly final Grateful Dead shows in Chicago this past weekend.

Why Do We Grab Life By The Balls?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 08.11.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Supreme Court Votes to Legalize Rush Fans

David Fagin | Posted 06.30.2015 | Comedy
David Fagin

In a week that saw landmark decisions for both health care and gay marriage, the Supreme Court, in another hotly contested issue amongst the justices, voted 5-4 to legally recognize fans of the Canadian supergroup, Rush.

Why Is The Pope Upset?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.29.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Should We Support Same Sex Marriage?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.28.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why should we support same-sex marriage?

Why Is Coming Out Of The Closet Not An Issue Anymore?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.28.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why is coming out of the closet not an issue anymore?

Why Did Love Win?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.27.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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My Personal 'Brian Williams Apology Tour'

Greg Schwem | Posted 06.25.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

As the father of two daughters, I have seen my ranking in the "Most Trusted Dad" category plunge faster than the Chinook helicopter Williams never rode in.

Why Doesn't God Play Dice With The Universe?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.25.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Can Overthinking Kill You?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.24.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Cycle Naked -- Your Brain Will Thank You

Greg Schwem | Posted 06.17.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Having recently completed Chicago's chapter of the annual World Naked Bike Ride, I heartily concur with the "cycling helps your brain" theory.

Why Don't You See Greek Coffee Cups Anymore?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.17.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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