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If You Search 'Australia,' You Must Want a Pet Koala

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.12.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

I missed your companionship yesterday. I know from perusing your Google calendar that you were out most of the afternoon and evening. But before going to bed, you searched flights to Michigan next month.

WATCH: Bald, Beautiful And Totally Evolved

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 09.11.2013 | Comedy

Watch these celebrity baldies achieve total oneness with their chrome-domed awesomeness. In this face-morphing loop, the faces of A-list cue balls...

6 Things Not to Say to an Improviser

The Second City Network | Posted 11.06.2013 | Comedy
The Second City Network

"Tell me a joke..." Are you a landscaper? Do I ask you to cut a bush for me real quick? Are you an investment banker? Do I tell you to "Go suck the lifeblood out of the working class in this country?" I don't think so, so stop it.

Why Do Fashionistas Always Wear Black?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.06.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Bartender, Pour Me a Glass of Infidelity

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.05.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

My wife was in the midst of pouring a bottle of Guinness Stout down the drain when I entered the kitchen. A second, empty bottle was in the garbage.

LOOK: Kids And Dolls Swap Faces!

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 08.27.2013 | Comedy

They're funny. They're creepy. They're funny. They're creepy. We still can't decide. Regardless, we're pretty sure these face swaps of chil...

Home on the Strange

Lester & Charlie | Posted 10.27.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

We gotta admit: even with all we know about how they like to do things in Red States, the boldness of this measure leaves us pretty stunned. Too many homeless in your burgeoning downtown? Just send 'em packing!

8 Signs You're a Musical Theater Geek!

Leslie Goshko | Posted 10.27.2013 | Comedy
Leslie Goshko

Now, how do you know if you're a musical theater geek? Well, it can be tricky to detect sometimes; these things can sneak up on you.

Goat Mirror Smackdown

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 08.26.2013 | Comedy

You can't win, kid. But keep ramming the mirror. We'll keep laughing as long as nothing breaks. Charlotte the baby goat is now a YouTube star for h...

LOOK: Another Steroid Case?

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 08.22.2013 | Comedy

Performance-enhancing drugs are out of control, aren't they? Just check out this weightlifting puppy. OK, not really. We figure this cutie is clean...

Yes, My Daughter Would Love a One-Way Ticket to Mars

Greg Schwem | Posted 10.21.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Growing up, my father consistently relied on the same threat when he found fault with behavior or actions that displeased him.

Street Fat

Andrew J. Lederer | Posted 10.20.2013 | Comedy
Andrew J. Lederer

Had an argument with a guy in the street. I wanted to imply he was dumb but couldn't think of anything that said so and ended up calling him a "nimwit."

The Price Is Righteous

Lester & Charlie | Posted 10.20.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Even better, everyone can pretend that they're working that family-values magic while doing nothing at all to help parents raise a baby even minutes after they can call themselves parents. Isn't that what "compassionate conservatism" is all about?

WATCH: Homeless Parody Will Hit You Where You Live

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 08.19.2013 | Comedy

You might laugh, squirm or write a note of outrage. Just remember we're only the messenger. The YouTube description of "Better Homeless Signs" call...

Dear God, Make Them Stop!

Posted 08.16.2013 | Comedy

Alright, cats and dogs are not exactly supposed to get along, but one pup named Maverick (Sarah Palin's dog?) has a particular aversion to the meowing...

Why Do We Drink Coffee in the Morning?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 10.16.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

The truth, the awful truth, and nothing but the truth. ...

Someone Get This Man Some Milk!

Posted 08.16.2013 | Comedy

Danish TV host Mikkel Kryger quite literally had steam coming out of his ears after boldly biting right into a very potent chili pepper. We have no id...

Time to $hop for $chool $upplies!

Greg Schwem | Posted 10.15.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Greetings, parents! It's hard to believe the new school year is upon us. It seems like only yesterday your children left for vacation and we began our annual summer ritual of slashing budgets, eliminating gifted programs, firing art and music teachers.

Chihuahuas Are Jerks

Posted 08.15.2013 | Comedy

For such tiny creatures, Chihuahuas apparently don't have room for any emotions other than anger. Via Petsami ...

Stop and Frisk for Everyone! (A Helpful Guide From Your Friends at the NYPD of PR)

Dan Zevin | Posted 08.14.2013 | Comedy
Dan Zevin

Thanks to Bluetooth technology, it is now possible to be frisked while conducting a hands-free conference call with your arms pressed up against a wall. If you're not skilled at multi-tasking, simply send a group text that reads, "Can't talk, getting frisked."

LOOK: 'Put It On My Tabby'

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 08.13.2013 | Comedy

If this cat drinks to forget, well, what does a cat forget anyway? Reddit user Bathsaltrocker69 posted this Imgur photo (below) of George on Monday...

Why Is the September Issue So Thick?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 10.12.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Houston, We Have A Problem

Posted 08.09.2013 | Comedy

Two hamsters at a pet store in Taiwan had a rough day as they got sucked into the abyss better known as the hamster wheel. Luckily, it doesn't appear ...

Top 3 Reasons My Sex Life Is Gone with the Wind

Katie Schwartz | Posted 10.09.2013 | Comedy
Katie Schwartz

On Facebook, a friend posted the following, "If you were to liken your sex life to a movie title, what would it be? Without hesitation, my response was, Gone with the Wind.

50 Cats And Dogs In Need Of Naps

The Huffington Post | Sam Wilkes | Posted 10.14.2014 | Comedy

"Sesame Street" taught us that everybody sleeps, but these pets demonstrate why they are better at sleep than everybody else. Whether they are in the...