Facebook made another layout change yesterday, incorporating a ticker on the upper right-hand side of the home page. Users were up in arms about the unannounced addition, complaining idly before receding into torpid complacency.
When we say someone has 'a new lease on life,' we mean they appear to have renewed vigor for a fresh start. One innovative company has created a rather unique way to promote this idea. Western Haven Realty is offering New Leases on Life -- for $750.
The National Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the ten names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates.
When Gary Hinton was a little boy, he walked into his kitchen one day and asked his mother, "Mom, is that you?" His mother replied, "No, Gary, your mother couldn't be here, so she sent me instead. I'm a space alien who looks exactly like her."
Another source close to the president cited Libya's comparatively friendly political environment. He claims that the rhetoric traded between Rebel and Gaddaffi forces pales in comparison to the brutal banter between Democrats and Republicans.
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