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Rick Perry Finds the Perfect Running Mate

Tim Young | Posted 11.25.2011 | Comedy
Tim Young

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Facebook Change Prompts Irate Users to Still Do Nothing

Pablo Andreu | Posted 11.23.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Facebook made another layout change yesterday, incorporating a ticker on the upper right-hand side of the home page. Users were up in arms about the unannounced addition, complaining idly before receding into torpid complacency.

Innovative Real Estate Company Offers New Lease on Life

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.21.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

When we say someone has 'a new lease on life,' we mean they appear to have renewed vigor for a fresh start. One innovative company has created a rather unique way to promote this idea. Western Haven Realty is offering New Leases on Life -- for $750.

Top 10 Baby Names Guaranteed to Get Your Kid Beaten Up

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.20.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

The National Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the ten names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates.

Sarah Palin's Redeeming Side

Sunil Adam | Posted 11.16.2011 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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Astronomer Discovers Planet of Nude Supermodels

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.11.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

"Every researcher here immediately volunteered to work overtime studying the photos and to take the photos home over the weekend to continue their research. Now that's dedication."

Herman Cain Explains His 999 Plan

Tim Young | Posted 11.08.2011 | Comedy
Tim Young

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Man Asks Stupid Question; Receives Brilliant Answer

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.06.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

When Gary Hinton was a little boy, he walked into his kitchen one day and asked his mother, "Mom, is that you?" His mother replied, "No, Gary, your mother couldn't be here, so she sent me instead. I'm a space alien who looks exactly like her."

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week!

Posted 11.02.2011 | Comedy

Bombarded by sensationalistic weather reporting last weekend, many East-Coasters had no way of knowing that the stockpile of food, water and other sup...

WATCH: 13 Awkward Politicians Dancing

The Huffington Post | Jocelyn Richard | Posted 11.01.2011 | Comedy

Dancing with the Stars has a decent track record of recruiting a diverse cast of celebrities to appear on the show, and Season 13 is no exception. The...

Our Favorite Beyoncé Baby Tweets

Posted 10.29.2011 | Comedy

From gender and potential names to musical talent and future wealth, the internet was abuzz with commentary about Beyoncé's and Jay-Z's new baby, whi...

Your Guide to Hurricane Preparedness

Martin Marks | Posted 10.26.2011 | Comedy
Martin Marks

Late last night, and based on my Twitter feed alone, I suddenly realized that while there sure are a lot of former New Yorkers down in Florida -- most...

Jobs Ahead for Apple

Sunil Adam | Posted 10.25.2011 | Technology
Sunil Adam

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The Funniest Someecards Of The Week!

The Huffington Post | Jocelyn Richard | Posted 10.26.2011 | Comedy

In age where information travels at breakneck speed, it's no surprise the average news story has a short shelf-life. But many of us may be astonished ...

Gaddafi Found Playing Dominoes in Washington Heights

Ben Berkon | Posted 10.25.2011 | Comedy
Ben Berkon

In international news, rebels revealed today that the tyrannical Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi, has been located on the corner of 170th and St. Nicholas Avenue in New York City.

Lady Gaga's Brother May Convert to Islam

Jalees Rehman, M.D. | Posted 10.25.2011 | Comedy
Jalees Rehman, M.D.

AUGUST 24, 2011 GOTHAM CITY, NY - Joey Germanotta is not as famous as his older sister Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, who is also known as "Lady ...

Obama Considers Running for President of Libya Instead

Ben Ritz | Posted 10.24.2011 | Comedy
Ben Ritz

Another source close to the president cited Libya's comparatively friendly political environment. He claims that the rhetoric traded between Rebel and Gaddaffi forces pales in comparison to the brutal banter between Democrats and Republicans.

Lawn Chairs Toppled by East Coast Earthquake

Pablo Andreu | Posted 10.24.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

An earthquake that measured 5.9 on the Richter scale devastated the Eastern Seaboard this afternoon, toppling lawn chairs and causing loose change to jingle on hard surfaces.

10 Creepy Laugh Therapy Videos From Around The World

Posted 10.22.2011 | Comedy

Fact or fiction: the human body can't tell the difference between fake laughter and real laughter. A lot of us would probably lean towards the latt...

TV Networks Revisiting the Revisiting of 9/11

David Kronke | Posted 10.22.2011 | Comedy
David Kronke

NEW YORK - Manhattan resident Stephen Albtraum recalls the grim spectacle as if it were yesterday. "It was a couple of months after 9/11, and on TV ...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week!

Posted 10.19.2011 | Comedy

With help from the Iowa Straw Poll and Warren Buffett's politically charged editorial in the New York Times, the past news week started off with a ban...

This Is CNFMNSTV's Lightning Brunch

Martin Marks | Posted 10.15.2011 | Comedy
Martin Marks

"This is CNFMNSTV, the most reliable source for up-to-the-minute financial news from Wall Street and around the world, with far more letters than any other cable financial network, and hosted by our crackshot team of economists, gurus, and wizards -- literally."

Forensic Evidence Suggests Cookie Monster Never Ate a Single Cookie

Pablo Andreu | Posted 10.12.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

If the information is verified, the Sesame Street character known for his gastronomical tunnel vision may face charges of fraud.

Obama's Discredit Rating

Sunil Adam | Posted 10.08.2011 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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Republicans Pass Tax Increases on Wealthy After Obama Threatens to Veto Any Such Bill

David Kronke | Posted 10.05.2011 | Comedy
David Kronke

"What the president fails to understand is that it is the patriotic duty of every wealthy American to give back to the country that has been the engine of their prosperity," declared Cantor.