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Why Is Baseball a Metaphor for Intimate Contact?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.08.2015 | Comedy
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Why Are There Easter Bunnies But No Easter Dogs?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.03.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Is The Middle Finger Taller Than The Others?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.31.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do We Love Don Draper?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.29.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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What's Wrong with this Picture?

Lester & Charlie | Posted 05.23.2015 | Politics
Lester & Charlie

The University of North Georgia says it was an "isolated case of poor judgment." Well, maybe they honestly think that it was -- or suddenly realized they should stop letting partially blind Uncle Bubba pick out the catalog pictures.

Why Is It Called Spanish Fly?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.22.2015 | Comedy
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Why Do We Call Each Other Pet Names?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.19.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Are You What You Eat?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.10.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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A Three Million Mile Flyer Boards an Amtrak Train...

Greg Schwem | Posted 05.05.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Train people, rejoice. I've realized I'm far too cynical and set in my ways to join your ranks. I'm returning to my eye surgeon in a few days, eagerly anticipating hearing those four magical words: "You can fly again."

Why Are Some Books Unforgettable?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 05.05.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Is the New AP Test Really Too Liberal?

Lester & Charlie | Posted 04.29.2015 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Why all the conservative fuss? While we admit that it's been a long time since we've taken any tests other than a breathalyzer, we took one of the "sample" AP tests online to see for ourselves. Liberal bias? Really?

ISIS Unveils new Global Death Ray in Fight Against Infidels

Dan Miles | Posted 04.13.2015 | Comedy
Dan Miles

Islamic State, the fundamentalist organization currently controlling large swathes of Iraq and Syria today unveiled its new weapon in the fight agains...

Oscar Plan to Give All Awards to Beyoncé to Prevent Kanye ProtWests

Dan Miles | Posted 04.12.2015 | Comedy
Dan Miles

The sight of Kanye helping himself to the podium steps has become a common sight in recent years and has been dubbed ProtWests or ProtWesting by satirists with too much time on their hands.

My Kids Have a 'Monopoly' on My Wallet

Greg Schwem | Posted 04.12.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

But, to be fair, I decided to play a practice game with them, using worthless Monopoly money. My plan was to emerge victorious but to make it close. That way they'd be eager for a rematch when the real money game began.

'V-Day's Gonna Be A Me Day' Is The Badass Valentine's Day Anthem You Need

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.10.2015 | Comedy

No date this Valentine's Day? "V-Day's Gonna Be A Me Day" is the catchy chorus that will have you celebrating the perks of going solo. Like Anim...

Vanessa Bayer Does Fifty Shades Of Goofy

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.07.2015 | Comedy

She's as sexy as ... Muzak. Vanessa Bayer of "Saturday Night Live" hilariously spoofs the "Fifty Shades of Grey" elevator scene in an ad for Audi. ...

This Is Why You Don't Slam Dunk Off The Balcony In The Snow

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.06.2015 | Comedy

These teens attempted "a feat of athletic prowess never before seen by man," according to the YouTube description. Oh, we've never seen anything li...

Obviously, This Is How You Survive The Apocalypse

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.04.2015 | Comedy

Would it kill you to listen to Mr. Forthright for once? Well, it might. But listen up anyway. The Internet's droll dispenser of questionable ad...

NFL Star Reads Fan Erotica To Mom -- And Everyone Else On 'Kimmel'

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.03.2015 | Comedy

Rob Gronkowski is on a winning streak. First, the Patriots tight end caught a touchdown pass in his team's Super Bowl victory. Then, faced with th...

These Strangers Share A Lot More Than Just Their 'First Kiss' On Camera

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.03.2015 | Comedy

Remember last year's viral "First Kiss" video that showed strangers having their first smooch in front of the entire world? Now, imagine if one of ...

Time to Call the YouTube Cleaning Crew

Greg Schwem | Posted 04.04.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

These simple steps should reduce the amount of YouTube videos by at least half. I'll be back next January with more "site cleaning" suggestions. In the meantime, pet owners can practice restraining themselves from videotaping their adorable animals frolicking in snow.

Obama Performs 'Uptown Funk' The Only Way A President Can

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.04.2015 | Comedy

Now we know why presidents give so many public speeches: so their words can be spliced into music videos that make them appear to sing popular songs! ...

Why Does it Snow?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 03.29.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Dumbest Moments of the Month - January 2015

Dan Miles | Posted 03.28.2015 | Comedy
Dan Miles

You know you've done something particularly stupid when you spawn a new hashtag, and that's exactly what happened when self-proclaimed terrorism expert Steve Emerson appeared on Fox News.

Even 'Sesame Street' Seems To Have Poked Fun At Deflategate

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.23.2015 | Sports

Hey, Patriots, the "Sesame Street" word of the day is "inflate." As Bleacher Report, Sports Illustrated, and sports fans on Twitter noticed, it app...