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Cuddling With Carlin: A Sort-of/Kind-of Valetine's Special

Cuddling With Carlin: A Sort-of/Kind-of Valetine's Special

02.12.2014
In honor of Valentine's Day I chose this Monday to post Max, a friend with whom I'd developed a two-month flirtation that culminated in...
WATCH: Every Scrooge's Favorite Part of Christmas...

WATCH: Every Scrooge's Favorite Part of Christmas...

Oliver Noble  12.20.2013
Christmas can be a tough time to be a misanthrope, what with all the merriment and good will toward men. It’s for those people that...
The War On Christmas Is Over And We Won.

The War On Christmas Is Over And We Won.

Jason Linkins  12.20.2013
Jason and Katla love Christmas -- their stockings are always hung by the chimney with care, even though neither technically owns a chimney....

Christmas Movies Are Getting Worse. Like, A Sequel To 'It's A Wonderful Life' Worse.

Jason Linkins  12.17.2013
Jason and Katla love Christmas -- they watch "Elf" every year and still crack up at Amy Sedaris' throw-away line about declawing cats....

Welcome to Cuddling With Carlin: The Big Spoon Search

12.11.2013
Once I quit going out with guys I knew I was never going to connect with, I realized that what I want is intimacy and comfort. I want appreciation....

The Political War On Christmas And Its Arch Enemy, 'Happy Holidays'

Jason Linkins  12.10.2013
Jason and Katla love Christmas -- they love the way the spirit of the season makes everyone's day a little brighter. And that's why they...
Attention Everyone: Ice Is Not Your Friend

Attention Everyone: Ice Is Not Your Friend

12. 6.2013
It's that time of the year again when the snow starts falling. And then melting. And then freezing again and turing into a slippery death...
You Shall Not Pass, Dog!

You Shall Not Pass, Dog!

Sam Wilkes  12. 5.2013
Very few things can come between a dog and its owner. Dogs have faced down cars, burglars, and even bears in order to protect humans....

We're Declaring War On Christmas. Here's Why.

Jason Linkins  12. 3.2013
Jason and Katla love Christmas -- they have over two metric tons of tree ornaments between the two of them. However, they hate the way...
Welcome To The Future

Welcome To The Future

Oliver Noble  11.19.2013
For decades we have been promised new inventions that would “change transportation forever." Sadly, from high-speed rail to electric...

A Hangover Cure We All Could Use

11. 8.2013
Well, here's your ultimate hangover treatment for every morning after. And there are a lot of mornings after to come.
You Know What? Maybe This Isn't News

You Know What? Maybe This Isn't News

Hannah Levy  10.29.2013
BREAKING NEWS: Pumpkins! Each year, around this time, mysterious orange orbs sprout up from the ground, and the local news teams of America...
WATCH: Abortion Satire Takes Aim At Texas Law

WATCH: Abortion Satire Takes Aim At Texas Law

Ron Dicker  10.29.2013
A satire by Cult Comedy Pictures attempts a surgical strike at the controversial new abortion law in Texas. In "The Far-Right Zone" (cue...
SPOILER: Gravity's Shocking Alternative Ending Revealed

SPOILER: Gravity's Shocking Alternative Ending Revealed

Oliver Noble  10.22.2013
With Gravity spending its third straight week at the top of the box office, the film has reached the point of full-fledged cultural sensation....