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An Open Letter to the CEO of Sallie Mae

Dina Gachman | Posted 08.06.2012 | College
Dina Gachman

I'm concerned for your well being as one of the "rich teams." I really mean it. It's just a simple scientific fact: people with too much wealth go crazy and lose their minds.

JOKE: A Letter From Edna, Age 84

Posted 06.06.2012 | Women

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Mike Hogan

Maher: 'Steinbrenner And Trump Should Be Buried Together' | Mike Hogan | Posted 06.05.2012 | Comedy

The New York Mets organization isn't exactly known for its exquisite taste in financial partners. This is a franchise, after all, that recently settle...

Romney Prometheus

Robert Brenner | Posted 08.04.2012 | Comedy
Robert Brenner

Welcome to TED. My name is Willard Mitt Romney IV. I'm the great grandson of the 45th President of the United States.

Poor, Lesbian, Minority, Undocumented Hipster Votes Republican, Becomes Irony Champion Of The World

El Guapo | Posted 08.04.2012 | Comedy
El Guapo

During her acceptance speech, Eufemia pushed her lensless 3D glasses up her nose with her index finger and read from the notes that she kept in her Hello Kitty Trapper Keeper.

Baker Makes Fortune Recreating Recipe for Manna from Heaven

Mark C. Miller | Posted 08.04.2012 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

Baker Johnny DePaul, owner of DePaul's Bakery, had a life-long dream of recreating the miraculous food. He spent over three years doing Biblical research to find an approximate recipe.

God: I'm Pretty Much Through With John Edwards

Spencer Green | Posted 08.01.2012 | Comedy
Spencer Green

In a statement released earlier this morning, God has made it clear that He is pretty much through with John Edwards.

Bain Capital -- We're Not So Bad

Erin Gibson | Posted 08.01.2012 | Comedy
Erin Gibson

The Democrats have been launching word missiles at Mitt Romney and his reputation as co-founder of Bain Capital, leaving the private equity firm no choice but to address the slander in this very informative public relations video.

My Husband the... Triathlete?

Julie Gerstenblatt | Posted 07.31.2012 | Comedy
Julie Gerstenblatt

When Brett and I met in 1996, he was merely a summertime tennis player, and, when I was not chain-smoking, I occasionally attended a step-aerobics class. My husband now goes to the gym. A lot.

Nation Hoping Florida Incident Beginning Of Zombie Apocalypse

Pablo Andreu | Posted 07.31.2012 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Citizens across the country are hoping that this is the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, supporting a report released last summer.

The Zombie Apocalypse vs. The Diamond Jubilee: Pick a Side

Dina Gachman | Posted 07.31.2012 | Comedy
Dina Gachman

It's always comforting to awake on your futon, flip on the news, and hear about some dude eating another dude's face off in Florida or some mysterious flesh-eating bacteria making a smorgasbord of innocent Southerners.

Should Science Crack the Humor Code?

Peter McGraw and Joel Warner | Posted 07.31.2012 | Comedy
Peter McGraw and Joel Warner

Comedy works, so why bother poking around under its hood? Maybe it's time to move on to other, more serious subjects. Or maybe not.

The Perks of Being a Country Mouse

Courtney Garcia | Posted 07.31.2012 | Comedy
Courtney Garcia

Of course, most significant of all is the fact that Natalie is married, completely in love, and gets to split the cost of all these things with somebody else. I am as single as a dollar bill, and still have ambitions to tie the knot with Cory from Boy Meets World.

'Cougar Town' Finale: Did Jules And Grayson Tie The Knot?

Posted 05.30.2012 | TV

The Season 3 finale of "Cougar Town" (Tue., 8:30 p.m. ET on ABC) marked the end of the series' run on ABC before it moves to TBS in 2013. But did it a...

STD Rates Among Dungeons and Dragons Players Stay Steady at 0 Percent

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 07.29.2012 | Comedy
Jilly Gagnon

A recent study by the infectious disease division of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's microbiology department has indicated that STD rates among the nation's Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, players is holding steady at 0 percent.

Dear Movie-Going Friends: 'It Wasn't as Bad as You Think' No Longer Qualifies as a Good Review

James Napoli | Posted 07.29.2012 | Comedy
James Napoli

Tell those close to you, proudly and unapologetically, that you were, in fact, monumentally underwhelmed by a lackluster cinematic offering, and that it was every bit as bad as you expected it to be. This will save them countless hours, perhaps even days, of needless pain.

My Body Is Doing What? Oh, Hell No!

Karith Foster | Posted 07.29.2012 | Parents
Karith Foster

Pregnancy is like stand-up comedy. When you watch people do it on TV it looks easy, every now and again it looks painful, but there's always some part of you that's thinking: Psh! I could do that.

Summer: Day One, 2012

Will Durst | Posted 07.25.2012 | Comedy
Will Durst

Memorial Day: When the world alters unalterably for every kid and teacher and parent and water park operator across the land.

Memorializin' the War on Women

Susie Sampson | Posted 07.25.2012 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

On this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to see what kind of sin those liberal Americans were up to. And I wanted to hear a little more about that pesky War on Women. Is that really a thing? Or does it just sound good to say?

Women Writers and Pilot Pickups: By the Numbers

G.L.O.C. | Posted 07.25.2012 | Comedy

Not every pilot written by a woman will be picked up, but women are garnering more attention for their work in television and their presence will only continue to grow in upcoming years.

Noah Michelson

Comedian Caroline Reid Chats About Her Hilariously Raunchy Alter Ego, Pam Ann | Noah Michelson | Posted 07.25.2012 | Gay Voices

Caroline Reid cannot step four feet into an airport without being mobbed and she has no one but herself to blame. The Australian comedian, better know...

Ronald Reagan Cloned to Be Mitt Romney's Vice President

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.24.2012 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

You probably heard that someone was auctioning off former president Ronald Reagan's blood. What you probably didn't hear was that a scientist has actually used some of that blood to clone Reagan to be Romney's vice presidential nominee.

For Sale: Hitler's Mustache

David Macaray | Posted 07.24.2012 | Comedy
David Macaray

Given the notoriety of the Reagan blood vial, several other historical bodily souvenirs have already been placed on the market.

Shocker: Lieberman, McCain and Rangel Pushing Worthless Goods

Mark Steinberg | Posted 07.24.2012 | Comedy
Mark Steinberg

A study released today by the Center for Disease Control reports that use of the phrases "That's a good question" and "good question" has reached epidemic proportions.

Self-Help From a 2-Year-Old

Jason Good | Posted 07.24.2012 | Parents
Jason Good

If you're gonna run, do it at top speed, man. Life is too short to walk in the mall.