I invented the term Old Man Syndrome decades ago and vowed it would never happen to me. I bet a lot of guys in the 18-to-35 age bracket are thinking the same thing right now. Here's my warning to those dudes: OMS can sneak up on you, and fighting it off isn't easy.
Rush Limbaugh thought something was fishy about the name of the main villain in The Dark Knight Rises. I can't help but feel like he overlooked the many, many examples of movie characters who were clearly created just to take swipes at political figures.
I have no doubt I'll get sucked into the drama -- I have a hunch most reality show producers were probably trained by the Dharma Initiative. Who will Emily pick tonight? Will it matter? Will their love be everlasting? Will I care? We'll see...
No, don't use your real name. Make one up. Try to make it sound like you're witty and intelligent. Examples of bad screen names would be: "ToothlessGal," "ToenailFungusDude," "IGotZits" or "PregnantLady."
Guy Talk is a new column just for you dudes out there. There are tons of articles floating around that cater to the ladies, but I'm putting an end to that! Read on, and learn the ways of being an awesome, chill male in the 21st century.
Listen. I know that you are in your junior year in college. I know that you are now in the throes of career-choice turmoil. I understand that the only council you have is the flock of physician family members sitting at the edge of their seats.