Jeff Tucker is an icon to me, thus, he's earned the status of being called by his first AND last name at all times. It's kind of like Harrison Ford. Listen, I'm not gonna call that guy Harrison. It's just not happening. He is Harrison Ford. Period. Jeff Tucker is Jeff Tucker. Period.
I've enjoyed a love affair that has lasted over 30 years. Through clogged plumbing (both bodily and home related). Through dozens of financial roller coaster rides. And countless arguments, cocktails parties and orgasms.
Rick Perry, who has seemingly been governor of Texas since The Alamo began to look like a questionable career move, is now ready to throw his 10-gallon hat, frothy intellect and custom-made cowboy boots into the national political ring.
Will Clint's next movie be a musical? A comedy? A noir thriller? No. It will be a literal-minded tale, free from dramatic devices such as irony, metaphor or anything that might make the darn thing interesting.