7 Signs That It's Time To Stop Talking
Anyone who's ever watched a really lame, unoriginal stand-up routine knows that "We need to talk ..." is a magical red flag phrase that means you need...
Anyone who's ever watched a really lame, unoriginal stand-up routine knows that "We need to talk ..." is a magical red flag phrase that means you need...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.26.2012
Remember that time you were watching an interview with some celebrity, and they spouted off a nugget of wisdom that made you turn to your friend and s...
Posted 05.23.2012
It was a night for the nerds at The Webby Awards last night, as the evening was hosted by Patton Oswalt and the Person of the Year award was given to ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.22.2012
Everyone hopes to leave a legacy. To be remembered after our passing is the closest thing humans have to immortality, at least until cryogenics figure...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.21.2012
Relax, terrible liars, I'm here to help. And, after consulting with experts in deceit, who may have been overstating their expertise now that I think ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.16.2012
With everyone's every deed made public on the Internet these days, we've suddenly all developed a lot more to apologize for. But we haven't actually g...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.14.2012
Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We a...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.10.2012
You may remember that a few weeks ago, I wrote an article called 6 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys. In that piece I took to task some...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.08.2012
When you step out the door, you're playing a role. Whether you're a hippie, stock broker, police officer or biker, you dress the way the world expects...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.07.2012
Music changes faster than any other art form. As an artist, keeping up with the trends requires you to either lie or have an incredibly boring social ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.05.2012
It's weird that politicians spend so much time bragging about being in touch with people on Main Street. They have entire teams of people whose job it...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.02.2012
Hi, Internet. Cats! While we're talking about cats, rampant cat enthusiasm has created an opportunity for any lonely maniac with a computer to publ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.30.2012
An election year is a shit blizzard. Every place you go for news online -- whether it's portal sites like Reddit, or aggregators like Google News or Y...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.27.2012
A live stand-up comedy show audience is the closest real life gets to the Internet mentality. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe the atmosphere puts off an "...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.25.2012
Technology hasn't made journalism any easier. Or rather, it hasn't made good journalism any easier. When every news outlet feels like it has to break ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.23.2012
As we've demonstrated many times before in our most popular feature on Cracked, the forces of the universe love the sound of people shouting "Fake!" a...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.20.2012
One year after you graduate from college, you are a completely different person. There's no fighting it. The baby you were on your first birthday had ...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.18.2012
Were MacGyver real, the world would be a safer place. And not just for people with mullets. Of course, you'd think that MacGyver's almost supernatural...
www.cracked.com | Posted 04.17.2012
Do me a favor. Reach down between your legs, and grab a handful. Then use this guide to determine how you should read the following article......
Posted 04.10.2012
The Webby Awards have announced their 2012 nominees, and with them the nominees for the best comedic content on the web. Called "The Internet's highes...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.26.2012
We've shown before how nightmarish and cruel good intentions can be when parenting. You don't want to be your old-fashioned, neglectful parents; no, y...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.21.2012
When you look at someone's tattoo, all you really know about that person is that they have low self esteem and at least enough money to purchase a tat...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.19.2012
You do have to feel a little bit sorry for movie poster designers, who have to try to make even the most worthless of turds seem like something a pers...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.16.2012
Pets are a wonderful thing. No matter how sad or depressing your life may be, it's always just a little bit better knowing you have a loyal pet by you...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.12.2012
We have to admit: We love us a good "dumb criminal" story. It's reassuring to know that the people who would do us harm are less "evil genius" and mor...
www.cracked.com | Posted 05.29.2012