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Here's How The Internet Would Act In High School

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.25.2015 | Comedy

Facebook and BuzzFeed are dating. The Huffington Post has a fight behind the gym after school. And if that's not enough drama for you, then you'll ...

Uber Rides Don't Get Any More Awkward Than This

The Huffington Post | Brittany Wong | Posted 03.04.2015 | Divorce

Running into your ex is awkward. Getting into a random person's car when you request an Uber can also be awkward. Getting into the car and discovering...

7 Things Cracked Got Wrong About Free Speech

Greg Lukianoff | Posted 11.26.2014 | College
Greg Lukianoff

1. Free speech and the First Amendment are not the same thing. In fact, free speech is a much bigger, older, bolder cultural idea.

Yup, This Sums Up Every Upworthy Video Ever

The Huffington Post | William Goodman | Posted 07.28.2014 | Comedy

There's a certain website out there that, before clicking, you already know you're in for an emotional roller coaster ride of some sort. Whether it...

5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

Cracked | Posted 04.10.2014 | Weird News

Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexu...

4 Sex Machines You Can Buy On Amazon

Cracked | Posted 03.27.2014 | Weird News

Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. More importantly, Amazon offers customer reviews for each one of those sex machines, bec...

If Beer Ads Were Forced To Be Honest, We Would All Feel Weird

Posted 10.23.2013 | Taste

'Yeast poop' is still making us laugh.

If Popular Websites Were People, You'd Probably Hate Them All

The Huffington Post | Alexis Kleinman | Posted 03.18.2013 | Technology

If the Internet were a real life party filled with human versions of websites, that party would be pretty damn weird. In this hilarious video by Crack...

WATCH: The Scary Truth About The Jetsons

Posted 08.16.2012 | Comedy

Guys, it's more important than ever that we protect the future. You hear that, Mitt Romney? You hear that, Barack Hussein Obama? Quit talking about he...

4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes

www.cracked.com | Posted 02.10.2012 | Comedy

I don't really think stereotyping is a good thing. Negative stereotyping leads to racism and all that, and I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I ...

The 6 Most Terrifying Features Of Japanese Toilets

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.31.2012 | Comedy

You're probably already familiar with a toilet. If you're not, it's that poop-eatin' chair in the other room. When you think about it -- and most peop...

The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.25.2012 | Comedy

Some people pat themselves on the back for the strangest things. You know, people who think liking one band makes them a superior human being to someo...

The 6 Least Impressive Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.24.2012 | Comedy

Admit it: Most of us don't think of our ideal success story as "Work hard for 40 years and earn enough for a modest retirement." We want to hit the ho...

6 Absurd Situations That Only Happen In Food Commercials

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.19.2012 | Comedy

It's a given that nobody watches television commercials expecting to receive a heaping dose of reality. Television is television, be it a sitcom or an...

The 7 Most Baffling Things About Women's Clothing

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.18.2012 | Comedy

There are a lot of annoying things about being a woman, like periods, childbirth and not being able to play basketball in a way that keeps spectators ...

The 6 Most Baffling Serial Crimes

www.cracked.com | Posted 03.03.2012 | Comedy

Criminals aren't hard to figure out. Ask any cop: The guy who broke into your car wasn't a mastermind, he was probably looking for something he could ...

The 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Attempt To Lose Weight

www.cracked.com | Posted 01.18.2012 | Comedy

It's damn hard to lose weight and just generally get in shape. Americans are getting fatter every year, and 80 percent of people who lose weight gain ...

6 Reasons Writing For The Internet Is The Best Job Ever

www.cracked.com | Posted 01.07.2012 | Comedy

Many people have described writing online as being slowly lowered into a vat of acidic bile, without the benefit of being Batman first. And they're no...

WATCH: The Last Person To Wear A Hitler Mustache

Posted 01.02.2012 | Comedy

Fashion trends recycle every few decades, but there are some looks that simply never come back into style. Take the mustache made popular by Adolf...

7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True

www.cracked.com | Posted 12.25.2011 | Comedy

Halloween's nearly here, and that means it's once again time to prove that the urban legends that scared you as a kid should still totally scare you a...

The 8 Strangest TV Show Ideas Ever Made

www.cracked.com | Posted 12.18.2011 | Comedy

Making a TV show is a long process. A creator has to pitch it to a studio who has to sell it to a network who has to tell the creator it's now a reali...

5 Writing Tips for the People Who Send Me Death Threats

Cracked.com | David Moye | Posted 09.02.2011 | Weird News

Not everybody has what it takes to be a high-falutin' published writer, but even the lamest scribe has it in them to write a compelling death threat. ...

Behold The Jesus Fish Stick And Other Sacred Sightings

Posted 11.16.2011 | Weird News

They say God is all around and that's certainly the case with believers who claim to have spotted likenesses of Jesus Christ on processed foods like f...

Cracked.com: 'You Might Be A Zombie,' And 7 Other Pieces Of Bad News (PHOTOS)

Jack O'Brien | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Jack O'Brien

You've been the victim of a conspiracy to make the world seem more boring than it actually is. The historians and scientists that wrote your text books removed all the graphic violence, kinky sex and terrifying monsters.

Talking Comedy and Disturbing YouTube Clips with Cracked.com's Michael Swaim

Greg Boose | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Greg Boose

I recently had the chance to interview Michael Swaim, Head of Video over at Cracked.com.