Tonight, at the Venice Film Festival, I will premiere my new movie, "Capitalism: A Love Story." After 16 months of production, I am proud to present this work of mine to you. It is unlike anything you'll see this year.
The first step is a name change. Call them insurance, because that's what they are. The insure against the possibility that you won't get paid money someone owes you. Once they're called insurance, regulate them like insurance.